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Make Pictures Funny Again

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. Zenzao

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    I for one am Chaotic Good.
     
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    Chaotic Good is the way to go. Gets the job done and it's convenient.
     
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    Neutral good for loaves of bread. Chaotic good for fresh daily bread such as ciabattas - they'll be eaten within hours either way.
     
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    I'm Lawful Good on the fresh storage issue (clips are way too easy not to use), but I store my bread in a slightly oversized bread box anyway, and I freeze it too - usually the last couple of slices. (And then re-use it for toast or grilled cheese sandwiches, never for regular sandwiches.)

    What's that make me?
     
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    An abomination. But no, the DM I suppose?
     
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    Neutral good, assuming we're OK with counting a clothes peg as a bag clip.
     
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    @Sauce Bauss : This true man? Does every white man in TX know how to do that handshake?

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    EDIT: Also this just cracked me up.
     
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    That card is useful.

    A bit of brotherly love:

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    When you don't have flood insurance, but you do have fire insurance:

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    A bit soon, no?
     
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