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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon Prestige DLP Supporter

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    "GIve it to me straight, Doc. What is it?"

    "I'm sorry, son. You've got Stage 4 dick Parkinsons."
     
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    As a German person, I find this to be oddly pleasing.

    Sadly, we got rid of the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz in 2013.
     
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    The best line in that whole story:
    "Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands."
     
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    Apart from the fact you can totally end a sentence with a proposition. Or begin one with a conjunction for that matter. Bloody 17th century Latin nerds.

    Or as Churchill probably never said:

    “This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.”
     
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