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ME!

Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Lord Letumvis, Oct 1, 2005.

  1. Ello!

    I am the honourable (well, not really) Lord Letumvis!!!

    You may refer to me as master, my liege, your majesty or Lety.

    I do have a real name, but it is one of those cases where if I told you I would have to kill you.

    I come from a very, very dark land (with dark people)

    I am a staunch supporter of the Dark, Slytherin side....and I like bashing a certain old coot with a lemon drop fetish....

    I bow to no-one....not even the resident dark lord (which should be me)

    I am a dark and evil megalomaniac to the core......

    and, obviously my goal is none other than world domination.....and living in a house made of cheese.
     
  2. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ah, welcome. But, sorry, you'll have to compete with several other people to become the dark lord here. I mean, at least 3 or 4 other people here fancy themselves to be dark lords. But, welcome, and be sure to choose some kitchenware to protect yourself at the various cutlery here at DLP.
     
  3. Nuit

    Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Greetings Lord Letumvis.
     
  4. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    welcome, Lord Letumvis, and as you can see from my title i am a Dark Lord...well Dark Count actully it's higher then a lord. my name is Indo. enjoy your self here.
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Hmm...


    hmm...


    something that says fear.... something that says I'm not sweet.... Yep you get the cookie sheet. Cookie sheets are evil, they can burn up sweet cookie goodness in no time flat.
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    *cackles* Cookie sheet it is. And the only Dark Lord here is Dark Sayoran. The rest of us vie for more lucrative positions such as I, the Dark God (or, highest) of them all. Dark Emperor, Dark Being, etc.
     
  7. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Thats right. Remember to alternate bows, Raven then me, and then to the rest of the staff here, on numbers that are evenly divideable by Pi.
     
  8. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    take whatever title you wish for but i call Dark Count
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Hola!

    Welcome to our happy home!

    please take not from damion and our ignorat guest that we allow certain freedoms...but get outta hand and the staff wont hesitate to lay the smackdown on your candy ass, jabroni

    or we'll simply send mice to your cheese house..
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I'd also like to add that I like the avatar, but be sure not to put like POSTER or anything in the pic, or there will be an angry mob of pissed off guests, consiting of one singular guest wanting your head on a pike my friend!
     
  11. that is....charming....

    and please do not do anything to the cheese house....

    I can be a Dark Tyrant.....how about that?
     
  12. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    That's fine, no one has claimed that title yet. At least, I think. You never know what people might think of themselves in secret.
     
  13. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    The real question is.. do we want to know?!? heh
     
  14. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    we'll never know if we want to know unless we know what they know.
     
  15. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    welcome,
    you do know that Dark Tyrant might end up being D.T.?
    :twisted:
     
  16. AHHH

    Just call me Lety then....I will gain my title after the apocalypse anyway....
     
  17. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    *smirk*
    o.k. Lety :twisted:
    8) mess
     
  18. Aba4th

    Aba4th First Year

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    Behold I am the evil sugar bowl of doom and destruction and I will wreck havoc on all who oppose me. :twisted: Welcome Lety as a new member you must choose for youself and item of kitchenware to use in battle against us. Choose quickly or someone will assign you one.
     
  19. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Hello, and welcome to the forum. I am cervus. My weapon of choice is the whisk of doom.
     
  20. oh, I like a good old butcher's knife.