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Happy- Happy- Rolling Stones
Love- Love Ain't for Keeping- The Who
Hate- Nothing, surprisingly. Though top hit for "hat" is Shattered- Rolling Stones
Light- Shine a Light- Rolling Stones
Dark- The Dark of the Matinee- Franz Ferdinand
Good- Goodnight, Travel Well- The Killers
Bad- I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth- Fall Out Boy
Smile- Smile- David Gilmour
Cry- Cry for Help (single version)- Rick Astley
Girl- No You Girls- Franz Ferdinand
Boy- Where the White Boys Dance- The Killers

Floola searched by artist after finding the phrase >:|

 

Why not?

Happy: Nothing
Love: Blackmill - My Love
Hate: Nada
Light: Oasis - The Shock of the Lightning
Dark: Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
Good: Beatles - Hello, Goodbye
Bad: Bugger-all
Smile: Coldplay - God Put a Smile on Your Face
Cry: Again, Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Girl: Metric - Gold Guns Girls
Boy: t.A.T.u. - Ne Ver Ne Boysia Ne Prosi

I was expecting to get the same as Zerg_Lurker for 'Boy'. It did come in second though.

 

Happy: happysquid - (my ex boyfriend)
Love: So Much For Love - Gramatik
Hate: We Hate You Please Die -Scott Pilgrim Soundtrack
Light: Funkin Lovely - Love & Light
Dark: I Will Follow You Into The Dark -Death Cab For Cutie
Good: Ray! Good Thymes -Opiuo Remix
Bad: NONE
Smile: NONE
Cry: Crystalline (Bjork) -An-ten-nae Remix
Girl: Gold Guns Girls (Metric) - Nit Grit/Stephan Jacobs Remix
Boy: BE MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND -Marty Party

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Happy: Null
Love: From Russia with Love (Bond song)
Hate: Null
Light: The Living Daylights (Bond song)
Dark: Darkspawn in the Wilds (DA: O soundtrack)
Good: Null
Bad: Bad Horse Chorus (Dr. Horrible's Sing along blog)
Smile: Null
Cry: Null
Girl: Tiny Japanese Girl: (salvonic)
Boy: Ebay (Weird Al) Probably because it parodies the backstreet boys....

Wow my music selection is empty and eclectic as shit.

 

Happy:: 'Don't Make Me Happy' by Deep Purple
Love: 'Addicted To Love' by Robert Palmer
Hate: 'Cool To Hate' by The Offspring
Light: 'Above The Winter Moonlight' by Dragonforce
Dark: 'Dance In The Dark' by Lady Gaga
Good: 'And Then Goodbye' by Gotthard
Bad: 'Bad' by Michael Jackson
Smile: 'Beautiful Smile' by DJ Sammy
Cry: 'Ain't Gonna Cry No More' by Whitesnake
Girl: 'All-American Girl' by Carrie Underwood
Boy: 'American Boy' by Estelle

Ugh. To be fair, my search function on my iTunes is automatically configured to search by song titles only, but it wasn't much better than I expected.

As an experiment, I decided to take a look at the last songs on my list when I searched, and here's what I got:

Happy:: 'You Could Be Happy' by Snow Patrol
Love: 'Your Love Is A Lie' by Simple Plan
Hate: 'She Hates Me' by Puddle of Mudd
Light: '2000 Light Years Away' by Green Day
Dark: 'A Voice In The Dark' by Blind Guardian
Good: 'You're So Good to Me' by The Beach Boys
Bad: 'You Give Love A Bad Name' by Bon Jovi
Smile: 'Uncertain Smile' by The The
Cry: 'Who's Crying Now' by Journey
Girl: 'You Can Never Be Too Sure About The Girl' by Meat Loaf
Boy: 'Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy' by Ayreon

Wow, not bad at all.

 

Happy: Independently Happy - Blue October
Love: Crown of Love - Arcade Fire
Hate: Hated - The Afghan Whigs
Light: Shining Light - Ash
Dark: Trading Dark Matter on the Stock Exchange - Amplifier
Good: I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys
Bad: Black Wave/Bad Vibrations - Arcade Fire
Smile: God Put A Smile Upon Your Face - Coldplay
Cry: Snow Crystals - Apparatjik
Girl: Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
Boy: Future Boy - Catherine Wheel

Had plenty of everything. 3800 songs will do that.

Weirdest one... The Amplifier track.

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Doing the same as Silens, since I'm also that bored.

Happy: Happy Endings - Something for Kate
Love: Love Is Noise - The Verve
Hate: Don't Hate Me - Porcupine Tree
Light: Transmitting Light - Wake This Day
Dark: Headlights on Dark Roads - Snow Patrol
Good: Say Goodbye to the City - Tindersticks
Bad: Bad Cover Version - Pulp
Smile: Artificial Smile - Riverside
Cry: Crystalline - pg.lost
Girl: Dum Dum Girl - Talk Talk
Boy: That Summer, At Home I Became the Invisible Boy - The Twilight Sad

Wow. I have 144 songs that somehow contain 'light', and for 'love' 129.

 

Happy: none
Love: Love - Strapping Young Lad
Hate: Aesthetics of Hate - Machine Head
Light: Twilight of the Thunder God - Amon Amarth
Dark:This Darkened Heart - All That Remains
Good: Goodbye - Warmen
Bad: Bad Seed - Metallica
Smile: Behind the Smile - Arch Enemy
Cry: Cry of the Black Birds - Amon amarth
Girl: That Girl - Iron Maiden
Boy: Cowboys From Hell - Pantera

... I see a pattern

 

Happy: Bob Marley - Don't Worry, Be Happy
Love: Biffy Clyro - Love Has A Diameter
Hate: Avenged Sevenfold - God Hates Us
Light: Newton Faulkner - To The Light
Dark: Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
Good: Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
Bad: Kid Rock - American Badass
Smile: Newton Faulkner - People Should Smile More
Cry: Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
Girl: Iron Maiden - That Girl
Boy: Fall Out Boy - Beat It

Not a varied list, but I haven't bothered expanding my collection when youtube is there all the time (which it wasn't while my internet was down, damn it >_>).

 

Happy: Happy - The Rolling Stones
Love: No Leaf Clover - Metallica
Hate: Deviance - Slayer
Light: Fight Fire With Fire - Metallica
Dark: Money - Pink Floyd
Good: Good Mourning/Black Friday - Megadeth
Bad: Good Times Bad Times - Led Zeppelin
Smile: Death Smile At Us All - Gladiator Soundtrack
Cry: Crypts of Eternity - Slayer
Girl: About a Girl - Nirvana
Boy: Cowboys From Hell - Pantera

 

Happy: Almost Happy - K's Choice
Love: Cold love - Ghinzu
Hate: Hate this and I'll love you - Muse
Light: Blinded by the light - Bruce Springsteen
Dark: The dark of the matinee - Franz Ferdinand
Good: Too good to be true - Sioen
Bad: Bad timing - dEUS
Smile: A sunday smile - Beirut
Cry: Don't cry for love - Vaya con Dios
Girl: Cinnamon girl - Neil Young
Boy: I'd much rather go out with the boys - Admiral Freebee

 

Happy: Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage
Love: Love Removal Machine - the Cult
Hate: Kinda I Want To - NIN (Pretty Hate Machine album)
Light: Little Light of Love - Eric Serra (5th Element sdtrk)
Dark: Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon, whole album as 1 file)
Good: Good Times, Bad Times - Led Zeppelin
Bad: Bad - U2 (after the above song and 'badaboom' from 5th Element)
Smile: Mermaid Smiled - XTC
Cry: Can't You Trip Like I Do - Filter & the Crystal Method
Girl: Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Boy: Root Down - Beastie Boys

 

Happy: Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage
Love: Big Big Love (Fig. 2) - Foals
Hate: Seriously Guys I Hate You - The Automatic
Light: White Light - Gorillaz
Dark: The Dark Of The Matinee - Franz Ferdinand
Good: Feel Good Hit Of The Summer - Queens Of The Stone Age
Bad: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Ennio Moricone
Smile: It Never Stops - My Little Underground (Strange. Other results had smile in the title...)
Cry: Crystalized - The XX
Girl: Dissolved Girl - Massive Attack
Boy: Tank! - Seatbelts (I don't know how the search turned this up)

I didn't realize how much wanky music I have. Apparently the entire discography of Weezer and Modest Mouse, neither of which I'm a big fan of.

 

Happy: You Could Be Happy - Snow Patrol
Love: Instantly Loved - Faunts
Hate: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
Light: Meet Me On the Equinox - Death Cab For Cutie
Dark: Mad World - Gary Jules
Good: Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt
Bad: Bad - U2
Smile: Without Your Smile - Evermore
Cry: No Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley
Girl: Head Hurts - Eskimoe Joe
Boy: Pardon Me - Incubus

I'm not even sure how some of these popped up given the search term. iTunes is sorted by most listened to.

 

Happy: Happy Jack - The Who
Love: This Love - Maroon 5
Hate: Hate that I love you - Rihaana
Light: Starlight - Muse
Dark: (Dark Side of the Moon is the first result, but as for the song...)
Shot in the Dark - Jeff Scott Soto
Good: 1000 times goodbye - Megadeth
Bad: Why does my heart feel so bad - Moby
Smile: Helpless when she smiles - Backstreet Boys
Cry: Song Cry - Jay-Z
Girl: BARBIE GIRL - AQUA (why do I have this song?)
Boy: Cowboys from Hell - Pantera