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My pants fell off in the presence of an old lecher 'cause a voice told me to

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Slightly better then me and CGD sharing a birthday and both wearing.

    BLUE Shirts
     
  2. Voldemort

    Voldemort Squib

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    I sang to a clip cause someone told me to in exchange for sex. Alright then.
     
  3. JCCS

    JCCS Third Year

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    I loved my most hated teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want?

    Or 'cause I'm retarded, my shirt is white/blue striped.
     
  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    I escaped running from a stolen mobile phone 'cause I mistook it for a T-Rex
     
  5. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    I danced with a fireman 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want. :p

    Lol
     
  6. Nobody

    Nobody Backtraced

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    I loved a lettuce 'cause I'm gay.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    This game sucks. :(
     
  7. Dwitty

    Dwitty Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    I masturbated thinking of a goldfish cause I love it so much

    Well, I do like fish.
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    No. Fuck you.

    Edit: Meh, fine.

    I escaped running from Hillary Clinton 'cause my nipples were stiff. :p
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2008
  9. Testament

    Testament Seventh Year

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    I sang to the Kama-Sutra 'cause my nipples were stiff.


    Damn shirtless DLPers, makes me want to sing again...
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2008
  10. Kai Shek

    Kai Shek Supreme Mugwump

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    I sang to a goldfish cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    bestiality for the win?
     
  11. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    I slept with A hairy monster with a single brow 'cause I'm Gay.



    Uh.... oookay...
     
  12. kalantha

    kalantha Sixth Year

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    I shouted at an old lecher 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.
     
  13. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I loved a gangsta 'cause someone told me to do it in exchange for sex.
     
  14. Shade

    Shade First Year

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    I had a romantic, candlelight dinner with A fireman cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want
     
  15. Aries the Dog

    Aries the Dog First Year DLP Supporter

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    I masturbated thinking of a Japanese chick 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    Japenese=Dog replacements?
     
  16. Mage Ronin

    Mage Ronin Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    I jumped like a mad beast over a sweaty, dirty sock 'cause that's how I am...


    wow, who knew a dinky, stinky sock would define my existence...
     
  17. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    I sang to A fireman cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting.

    Interesting.......
     
  18. Jolersoer

    Jolersoer Third Year

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    I jumped like a mad beast over Hillary Clinton 'cause I'm Gay...

    Am I a woman or is Hillary Clinton a Man ?
     
  19. Vengashii

    Vengashii Banned

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    I flashed my privates to A hairy monster with a single brow, 'cause I'm Gay.



    damn
     
  20. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    I masturbated thinking of my best friend's boyfriend 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want

    Riiight....