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Oneshot Oedipus Flower by Vash - NC17 - H/Lily/OC

Discussion in 'Restricted Section' started by Antivash, May 29, 2006.

  1. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Don't, j-just don't! Your twisted logic now falls on deaf ears... Ha, a sick twisted bitch? Surely not, although siding with Vash might actually put a tick in the sick and twisted box. Bitch? No, you've been far too friendly so far.

    Need to work on that.;)

    Does you knock beer now? Foul tasting concoction? But's it can be so much more that just a breakfast drink, you know. Vash, no, no, Vash. Beer is prove that God loves us, and God made pot too. Beer's man made... who do you trust more?

    Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

    Here, my friend, a prayer to live by:

    Our lager,
    Which art in barrels,
    Hallowed be thy drink.
    Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
    At home as it is in the pub.
    Give us this day our foamy head,
    And forgive us our spillage's,
    As we forgive those who spill against us.
    And lead us not to incarceration,
    But deliver us from hangovers.
    For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
    BARMEN.​

    Aw, brings a tear to the eye every time...

    Also, the validity of my last paragraph in the review is beyond question. And I assure you I have many and varied supportive arguments of said validity, but for the sake of Christmas, I shall not utter them here.

    A sequel, you say? Hmm... the nightmare returns. I have read and I have reviewed, Oedipus Flower, my friend, and have resisted the incestuos corruption all too well.

    So bring your sequels and your updated chapters, Vash, I will do as my sarcastic pride dictates and argue the toss every single time.

    All the best,

    Joe
     
  2. Charmed Writing

    Charmed Writing Third Year DLP Supporter

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    Key word, so far!
     
  3. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    It has taken me since Dec 2005 to read this, and it is brilliant. For some reason I thought it was going to be a smutfest but it turns out to be a bluddy good piece of work. Vash's Harry should be the benchmark for people who want to write a strong independant character. They can take or leave Lily, but they would be foolish to.

    5/5
     
  4. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    Is it just me or was it not sick enough?

    I would have liked to see Harry get Lily and his sister pregnant, and then Dumbledore had convinced them not to abort, saying it's wrong, and in the sequel when Harry gets out of jail, he sees his mother and sister with his babies.

    I would have laughed like hell at that.

    By the way great story, you are a god among men and you converted me to the Harry/Lily ship.

    I have an odd sense of humor.
     
  5. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    And then he waits for the children to grow up and fucks them too.
     
  6. Reyhkt

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    Yeah, that would be just epic...
     
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  7. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    I was thinking that but decided it would be to much, but that would be funny.

    As I said, I have an odd sense of humor.

    Edit: It would be even funnier if they both had twins.
     
  8. Aurion

    Aurion Headmaster

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    Read it, love it.

    5/5

    I was disturbed, amused, and vaguely aroused.

    Perfect.
     
  9. oephyx

    oephyx Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Yes, remarquably good, and enjoyably unpredictable, I found. Maybe only 4.75/5 for being a twisted fuck.
     
  10. Heretic

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    Wonderfully, delightfully, delectably, deliciously, deleriously twisted, like all your work, Vash. Please hurry up on that sequel before I start going through "Vash Withdrawl".

    5/5, no doubt about it.

    BTW, love the Lucifer reference in your new screen name.
     
  11. FrackoftheHeathens

    FrackoftheHeathens First Year

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    I think I'm gonna get flamed for writing this but, fuck it.
    4.5/5
    Yeh, I did that. The writing as always, is superb but that fact being that its more than a bit twisted makes my mind hurt. Yes, I have an abysmally small mind. I thought up everything that would make a morally correct man hate life after reading it that's and then I realized where I was and disregarded all of it. Screw it, it's good. Although if anyone else had written it I doubt it would've been as excellent.
     
  12. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    If I knew what you were saying, I'd probably not be so irritated. If you're going to necro, take the time to type slowly and make sure what you're writing makes sense. >_>
     
  13. FrackoftheHeathens

    FrackoftheHeathens First Year

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    Story thread = no necro. Srry Mr. Admin, I read the stickies and da rules.:)

    What I'm trying to say is its great, but a little too twisted for me to read on a regular basis.
     
  14. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sorry, fag, but you're wrong. Necro in the library still counts if its a useless post. Your's is, as its complete gibberish.
     
  15. JoJo23

    JoJo23 Auror

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    Why? I personally read it everyday before my half-hour shower.
     
  16. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    I'm sorry for necroing (if my posting here does indeed necro this thread), but I couldn't find another thread to post my review in.

    Vash, I was so utterly drawn into your story it felt real...

    *pauses for the people with their minds in the gutter to finish snickering*

    It was like a train wreck: I couldn't not look.

    As for the story...mechanics...for lack of a better word, I could find no fault with your writing at all. I could compare you to some authors with published works, but I don't think I need to inflate your ego anymore, hmm? ;)

    All-in-all a good story. 5/5
     
  17. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    No no. Inflate away. Be sure to take a solid grasp with your lips though. Tricksey ego, it is. ;D
     
  18. fash

    fash Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    This story defiantly caters to my sick and twisted side, love it, would like to see more of it!

    btw vash you always have the sweetest avatars :p
     
  19. Scott

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    It was twisted 5/5 I loved it.
     
  20. The Deadman

    The Deadman Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    This. This is one of the most twisted things I've ever read. It's the best. 5/5 all the way.
     
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