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So I saw the "What A Good Intro Looks Like" thread...

Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Rubicon, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Rubicon

    Rubicon Professor DLP Supporter

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    Thanks, you seem like a swell chap yourself.

    I don't know if I'd say it was the wrong foot to start on. You people definitely know what I'm like now, and I didn't even have to write a long-ass autobiography. Sounds like a win to me.

    Also, I secretly enjoy getting into viscous verbal spars on the internet. How can I do that if I go around endearing myself to people and following the rules?
     
  2. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Y'know, I just noticed the tags for this thread. I'm liking the trololol one.
     
  3. Styx0444

    Styx0444 Minister of Magic

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    Would have happened eventually without the intro thread. If you're going to bother making one, you should actually have an introduction somewhere. That said, you've amused me.

    With a debate on any of the various sub-forums here. We've got everything from politics to which pokemon is the greatest, so take your pick.

    I found the mormonism one pretty lulzy, myself. Heh, Mormons :awesome
     
  4. JohnThePyro

    JohnThePyro Headmaster

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    Charmander. :fire

    @Op: They all said what I wanted to say. Fuck off, GTFO, all that jolly good stuff.

    /ontopic.
     
  5. Innomine

    Innomine Unspeakable Prestige DLP Supporter

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    You realize that making an intro thread isn't mandatory right? If you didn't want to write a long ass post you should of just started posting instead of giving this bad impression of yourself.

    I never did an intro post myself.
     
  6. Sorrows

    Sorrows Professor Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Heh, I had forgotten how amusing intro threads are to read.

    That was the sharpest personality change I've seen in a while, and you might just get away with it, if not its no loss.
     
  7. Nae

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    Rebecca Black is in the tags.

    >_>

    Why?
     
  8. Menace

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    ... Oops?

    ._.
     
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  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Rebecca Black sings
    Atrociously. Ear-drums break
    In defense of self.
     
  10. Speakers

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    Is Haiku going
    to be a thing in all of
    the intros from now?
     
  11. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Summer winds blow hot
    Changing seasons bring new things.
    Vash hopes not it seems.
     
  12. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I really hope not.
    I am getting sick of it.
    Rob, ignore all this.

    Well, if you value
    your sanity, then you will.
    Clearly we're crazy.
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    The woman posts her
    Objections. Participates
    In trend. Hypocrite.
     
  14. Speakers

    Speakers Backtraced

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    lets just wait until
    Vash uses his mighty fist,
    rains on our parade
     
  15. Nae

    Nae The Violent

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    My mind is blown
    Even normal fics read
    Like Haiku now
     
  16. Lindsey

    Lindsey Order Member

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    I hate you guys so
    Who began annoying craze?
    They should wither. Die.
     
  17. Palindrome

    Palindrome Magma Moderator Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Well, who do you think?
    The culprit is the man who
    perpetuates this.
     
    Ash
  18. Menace

    Menace Minister of Magic

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    I was not aware,
    You could alter a thread's tags,
    Imma go lurk now.
     
  19. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    What the fuck, you cunts?
    Wanted to e-rape OP,
    but must now haiku

    Why must we now use
    Fucking haiku storms of rage?
    SOMEONE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
     
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  20. Giovanni

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    Haiku express best
    The anger all feel. Silly
    Blaise; <3 you though.