Genetic experiment gone wrong?

EDIT: Relevant.

 

You need to take a breath and chill.

But seriously, how hard is it to understand? It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and not Teenage Ninja Looking-Like-Turtles Aliens. If he wanted aliens why not make Biker Mice from Mars adaptation?

 

Biker Mice from Mars, That was the shit!

Fond memories.......

Also:

 

He's not content with destroying one beloved franchise, he has to destroy another? Damn you, Michael Bay!

 

Why is this ass rebooting the franchise?

Doesn't he know that the terrible/awesome 90's live-action movies are all we'll ever want or need out of Ninja Turtles?

10 bucks Bay portrays April as a ditzy supermodel type rather than a dorky computer programming nerd with a hard on for turtles.

 

So, you're going to have the classic Michael Bay "shit just got real" spinning camera shot, but with turtles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPtHPgZmZdA

 

Man, actually? It was bad enough hearing the Michael Bay was going to be doing it...this is just a kick in the face.

Also what Khan said, I stole that movie from my cousins when I was like 8 and didn't give it back for 6-7 years.

 

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles...

Dosen't sound as good.

 

I must have had a shit childhood or something, but...

Am I the only one that feels 'meh' about TMNT?

Everyone else is up in arms about Bay, but I just don't care.

 

I think most 90s kids missed out on TMNT.
I caught reruns and saw all the amazing movies.
Like the one with Vanilla Ice.

 

TMNT was the shit during the late 80s early 90s. Not many kids cartoons got turned into successful film franchises. The first film made alone over $200,000,000 way back in 1990. It seemed to be all kids talked about for a long time. Similar, but not as overwhelming, as the cultural dominance of Pokemon.

That kind of sucked for me, because I never watched TMNT.

 

Man, I had TMNT bedsheets way back in 95. I loved it.

Bay seems a little to set on rebooting 90's shows.

First comes Ninja Turtles. Then what? Pokemon? DBZ? Or... god forbid... Voltron?

 

Thank you HoS, something about that pic has me thinking that:

Gremlins + (Excessive Weed) = Gungans

. . . Thats probably how they came up with them anyway . . .

Nickelodeon already did a spinoff of Voltron; the less said of it the better.

 

After he's finished ruining Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (screw you, I'm English), I'd love to see how he'd fuck up Captain Planet. Chances are if he does another gritty reboot of a beloved 80s/90s cartoon series it'll probably be Masters of the Universe. Or maybe something less loved like Centurions or M.A.S.K.

 

I fully support a Gritty Reboot of Captain Planet.

 

WHO ?!

 

Fun fact, he's completely disabled registration on his forums so people can't sign up to complain about this when he realized people thought this was completely fucking retarded. Micheal Bay's views on other peoples opinion's folks, he'll fuck up your childhood whether you damn well like it or not.

 

With Don Cheadle as Captain Planet.

 

Hanging above Michael Bay's mantle is a painting of Michael Bay slowly walking away from an explosion.