So this is a concept a few of us tried out not so long ago for a contest and because of the quality of the stories produced among such a small group I'm opening the challenge to all of DLP. The challenge is to write a piece, this time of any length, that is based on a tired worn out old HP FF cliche. Republic got marriage contracts and he excelled with his story, "The harried heiress" in wba under some other title. The cliches as they stand are: Marriage contracts Magical trunks Soul bonds The power of jogging Super shopping trips Sentient Hogwarts Fifth house Manipulative Dumbledore Secret agent unspeakable Time Turner training Lord Potter-Black-Gryffindor-etc-x5 Harry's foot long schlong Good Draco Multiple animagus Fuck Voldemort, I'm a quidditch pro And whatever other suggestions people can add. The reason I'm posting this is that the few who completed their set challenge did so in such a DLP way it brought life to a tired trope. Can you do the same?