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Oneshot THE BIG RED BUTTON by KafkaExMachina - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by mbond98, Jun 15, 2008.

  1. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    10/0 - This fic is so awesome it can be divided by zero and live.
     
  2. Vesvius

    Vesvius High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I lol'd at this review:

    Obviously, this is worth 18.333 repeating/5.
     
  3. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    I wish I could write as well as this bloke, Jesus, the story really touched my heart... I think I actually came a little when Harry showed off his neckbeard.

    10³/5
     
  4. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    ... You may be right. Still, I'm wary of praising a fic that didn't even mention Tracey.

    Very well; revised rating: 6/5.
     
  5. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    This is where I started laughing. And then I couldn't stop.

    I'd bet money this was actually written by a DLPer.

    Edit: Rating- 89/pi
     
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2008
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    You'd have lost before a few minutes ago. The author just registered.
     
  7. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    I read a fic with almost identical themes two weeks ago, the vocabulary, grammar, spelling and and punctuation were all sub-standard and I felt it was a little too short.

    The humour however, was at least a decent attempt but without reference.

    I give it a generous 3 of 5.

    EDIT: Not archive worthy at the present time, if you recycle bin it, along with the rest of the Author's fics, perhaps he can improve it to an acceptable level?
     
  8. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    I lul'd hard. I can't wait for the intro thread.
     
  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    I'm lol'ing hard.
    This literally made me laugh aloud.
     
  10. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Don't lulzkill. The rating comes not from the quality (or lack thereof), but for the stereotypes, wrong as they may be at times, and the fact that it was written about us. The fact that we were striking enough to have our own stereotypes is amusing enough. :D
     
  11. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    Actually I was just perpetuating the author's luck on DLP. :p Pretty much every story of his that gets posted here everyone just goes 'Cliched, poor english, good attempt at humour' then it gets binned :p
     
  12. JohnThePyro

    JohnThePyro Headmaster

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    This is pure win, if it was physically possible for me to have sex with this fic I would. I really would.

    30/5.
     
  13. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    On the 2008 DLP awards, this fic will be the only one to top Jbern.

    Now that is win.
     
  14. HSRTG

    HSRTG First Year

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    This sentence alone is absolutely hilarious. This story of incredible sacrifice, beauty, love, and loss deserves all the kudos DLP can throw at it.

    Lulz/Win.
     
  15. MofoNofo

    MofoNofo Seventh Year

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    ∞/5

    'Nuff said.
     
  16. Krull

    Krull Denarii Host

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    brb, stroking the symbol of my manliness.

    also, masterpiece. 10/1
     
  17. JCCS

    JCCS Third Year

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  18. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    I liked some of the reviews. Pretty lulzy fic. :)
     
  19. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    That was hilarious.

    Or was it?

    You really have to judge not just the fic, but the total package: the fic, the author's notes, and the reviews. Altogether it's an easy ∞²/5. With just enough butt-sex.
     
  20. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    I lul'd HARD.