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Complete The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 - K+

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Sep 4, 2005.

  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Title: The Mary Sues Cometh
    Author: citygirl1116
    Rating: K+ (PG)
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Chapters: 9
    Words: 9,047
    Updated: June 17, 2007
    Published: July 28, 2005
    Status: Technically a series of oneshots

    Summary: A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2507679/1/


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  2. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    Mary Sue

    I second that! I just read it! and it's good! Especially the disclaimers! :)
    Oh, the hair, the eyes, the body, the mind.
    No,no, no. Go back, I mean the hair, the eyes, the body. Yep, it's a winner :wink:
    the SKILLS, let's not concentrate on those, shall we?
    I'll just go and pester the author :twisted:
    8) real mess
     
  3. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    I agree, she's an absolute genius. I was about to make a new thread and found this lurking in the shadows. She has a real knack to tell it how it is in such a funny way, it's the most i've laughed during a fic ever.
     
  4. Mrriddler

    Mrriddler High Inquisitor

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    Haha...this is great.
     
  5. SuBzEr0

    SuBzEr0 First Year

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    Aw man that was funny i love guides like that
     
  6. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    This is great, she managed to make a non-fic funny... good work.
     
  7. Litha Riddle

    Litha Riddle Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Another funny fic

    I don't know how to set up a new thread so I'll just add to this one. Sorry for breaking any possible rules, for some reason I can't access the board rules link.:eek:
    Well I had a look at this fic and was surprisingly amused so looked at her bio.
    I found a gem in the fic When Fanfic Characters Attack which had me giggling for hours. Not sure how to do links yet but you can get there via her bio.
    Cheers,
    L R.
    P.s if someone come IM me the rules I'll try and follow them, thanks.
     
  8. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    First off, this isn't actually a fic. It's more of a list as you'll come to see. However, it is quite original and I found most if not all of them quite hilarious and accurate. The best thing is this was originally created in 2005 and last updated in 2007. So it's well ahead of it's time.

    I want to give this a 5/5 but won't if only because of the fact it's not a fic. However, I do give it a 4/5 and believe it is quite worthy of the Library.
     
  9. Lophaetus Occipitalis

    Lophaetus Occipitalis First Year

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    I liked it a lot except for the fact that it was not a story, more like a handbook. I give it a 4/5. If the author then went on to write a short story on each one, however, then it'd be an easy 5/5.

    On a related note. I have read a story quite like this one. should I post it here or in a new thread?
     
  10. Sledgehammer

    Sledgehammer Second Year

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    A short story for each one? Heck, why not put them all in one fic and OH NOEZ I'M HAVING AN ANEURYSM!!!!1! :mid2
     
  11. Kinser

    Kinser Fourth Year

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    Okay, I know that this isn't exactly a fic. Granted true. We all know that. However, this is some of the funniest shit I've read in forever.

    I give it 5/5 for it is truly awesome as well as astute. The only fault I find is that with the final book out there should be a metric-fuck-ton more Mary-Sues to examine and I would like to see them all mocked.