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Discussion in 'Books and Anime Discussion' started by deathinapinkboa, Aug 13, 2008.

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  1. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Apr 7, 2009 #181
    Yeah, I just wish to be a 110 year old guy too pussy to bite a girl in the neck if she begs me to. Oh, and I so want to sparkle in the sun. You have me pegged.
     
  2. White Rabbit

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    Apr 7, 2009 #182
    How does one rape kiss?

    Bad NecroTroll. I've got nothing better to do right now so I actually took the time to read the block of text. Use the return key and spell check to get your point across in a more readable fashion.

    Basically you're 14 and found out emotions make your downstairs feel funny. You also found out that a site on the internet had a different view on the book that gave meaning to your life, so naturally you came to defend it.

    Not a great start if you were planning on staying.

    Edit: Too late
     
  3. meatzman2

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    Apr 7, 2009 #183
    I KNEW IT!

    HarryandEdwardLuver
    Fixed

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    :GDie1.
     
  4. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Apr 7, 2009 #184
    Fuck me with a stick, what a kick-arse premise.

    OH NOE TEH DRAM --wait. "restraining her blood"? Uhuh ...

    Makes sense, yes. I don't do things all the time because I want them.

    Well, of course the only real vampires would be considered "bad". Good that the author's believes aren't imposed on the reader in any place :)


    Hahahaha.

    Now shut up. Thx. Also, this.

     
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    Damn, she got herself banned before I could come in and eviscerate her. Bloody shame.
     
  6. Viper

    Viper Fourth Year

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    Jealous of a 110 year old virgin? Sure...
     
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    Apr 7, 2009 #187
    Well, since this thread has already been necro'd, I might as well post this.

    linky

    While it's probably not that funny, the Twilight reference still made me lol.
     
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  9. Sarah

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    No one with brains should ever defend Twilight. Seriously.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Well as this has been necro'd by the troll: has the video of Robert Pattinson revealing how much he hates the book and its author been linked here?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEq0XSjEJms

    Its a little towards the end, so bear with it.
     
  12. Sarah

    Sarah Daddy Issues

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    That quote is filled with so much truth.

    Though have you seen how many grammatical/spelling errors are in that thing? Its like reading a 7th graders first draft. In bad need of a dictionary and a thesaurus
     
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    Stephanie Meyer is the worst author I've ever seen.
     
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    Apr 8, 2009 #194
    ORLY

    Have you ever visited this website called fanfiction.net? I hear the fanfiction authors are quite interesting. If that can be called writing, they can be called authors. :awesome

    No, but seriously, you're right. There's fanfiction that is better written, from what I've heard.
     
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    She's a mormon. Seriously, when has any good ever come from a Mormon?
     
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    Well there was that man who...

    Then there was that lady...

    This.
     
  17. Rhapsody Belle

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    I thought that if I can sit through Laurell K. Hamilton's more recent books -- and I've been reading them for so long now, I just can't stop myself anymore -- I could sit through Twilight.

    I was wrong. I couldn't even get through the first chapter of the first book, and I couldn't manage to retain interest in the movie long enough to watch the entire thing start to finish. I kept skipping through it, ended up watching about half an hour all told and you know what?

    I really didn't miss a damned thing.
     
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    The Killers? :awesome
     
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    o_O You're joking.

    Edit: Oh wow, lead singer is Mormon. Except not really, since he's anti-Prop 8.
     
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    I didn't believe it either. But whadda ya know.
     
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