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Ugly Hermione version 2.0

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Yeah but still... I dont like having to skip shit in stories. Its just not how shits supposed to happen.

    Its not like Hermione could really get two dicks anyway.
     
  2. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    If she looks like Emma Watson, I'd bet you a large sum of money otherwise.
     
  3. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    She'd have to give up her PoA pay for that.
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    One in her pants normally, and one in her bum, yep, I'd bet she could handle 2 at once
     
  5. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    You're picking on a girl a decade younger than you on the internet... and you call Snape a bully? :p
     
  6. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Pot.Kettle.Black. *Beats you with it*
     
  7. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    He said she couldn't get two dicks, which I took to mean she's ugly. I said if she looks like Emma, she would have no trouble, meaning Emma is attractive (well, attractive enough to get two guys anyhow). Which one of us is confused? This is confusing me...
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I think I'm confused.. Emma looks like a goddamned DUDE. Then again you did remark on how handsome Dan and co were and mentioned you'd ive yourself a bj... hmm o_O

    [​IMG]

    She should have no problem getting bisexual guys I guess. Hmm loking at that she rather looks like year 2 neville

    Locked topic for reference: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/viewtopic.php?t=412
     
  9. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    That's a bad pic, theres plenty of better ones.
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    She looks fine in the second one, but whatever, I'm not going to argue over how feminine or masculine a teenage girl looks.
     
  12. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... really midknight... this is ont thing ive got to agree with damion on... she doesnt look like adrunken monkey...


    thats an insult to drunken monkeys everywhere...

    but yeah... she does look like a hermaphrodite.... probably why she plays hermy...
     
  13. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jeeze Mid, don't be a drunken-monkey hatea. But yes, she does look male.
     
  14. Anonymous

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    Disputing ugliness..

    I'll see your monkey and raise you:

    [ http://www.blackforests.com/albums/EmmaWatson/emma_shopping1.jpg ]

    [ http://images.allmoviephoto.com/... ]

    [ http://img147.echo.cx/img147/1740/emma6ng.jpg ]

    [ http://locus.co.za/amy/EmmaWatson.jpg ]
     
  15. IndoGhost

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    the last link will give me nightmares
     
  16. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    1st one she looks nasty, 2nd couldn't load, 3rd she looks good, 4th she looks like a drunk monkey.

    I'll give her the 3rd one, but anyone can look good with the right set up, hell I've seen some of the ugliest people at the malls out here, in Before/After type photos at what we call "Glamour Shots"

    Its where they spend like 2 hours making you look hot, even if you're the ugliest thing on the planet.

    compare emma6ng.jpg to emma_shopping.

    In the shopping one you see the long neck, bad skin, sunken in eyes, very angular jawline, etc.

    Now look at the touched up one, it's slightly out of focus on her face, or the grey scale pic has it so her face is much smoother and ladylike then what it really is. Her neck is mostly hidden, and while you can still see her jawline, it looks worlds different due to the angle and the softness of the photo. They should of told someone to get the girl a better hairdo though, she needs to cover up that massive forehead
     
  17. ChuckDaTruck

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    The 2nd one didn't load, but I thought she Looked HOT in the 1st and 3rd shots. The final one she looked Retarded again. I think that she's like the Olsen's in the sense that they look pretty on camera, but in reality :arf: (that was a dog)

    (I go to school with them, girls look like crack-heads they're so skinny)
     
  18. Anonymous

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    Re: Disputing the hotness of Herminone

    That's funny...I just emptied my cache and tried it
    again and they all loaded without issues for me....
    Hmmm...[goes and retries the links in IE] ...no IE
    opens it right up..I know its not coming from my cache
    because I can see it downloading in realtime. [shrugs]


    I'll give you that. [laughs] You wouldn't believe how long
    it took me to find those pictures...or actually you probably
    would, come to think of it. That said I think that Emma
    Watson looks very hot as long as she's go her hair done
    up *just* right. If they try to coif it or do anything with it
    she looks all washed out tho' ...but the problem she faces
    is that Hermione is /supposed/ to have bad hair! ^^;

    The forehead is a problem, I'll agree. Well hell, most if not all
    the women you see in the movies and on tv have bad skin! I
    can't tell you how many times I freak out when I see the 'before'
    and 'after' pictures of famous actresses...its unreal what they
    do to those girls\women to make them look good. And keep
    in mind that she's still growing up...so of course she has bad
    skin!

    That said if I thought I could get some broomcloset time with
    Emma Watson\Hermione Granger without the risk of jailtime
    for her jailbait ass....well let's just not worry about things that
    can't be fixed, eh? ^^;

    Any way if you really wanna see someone that needs a
    makeover do a search for Bonnie Wright...you can't find a
    good picture of her even if you try, whereas Emma Watson
    at least looked cute with her angular jaw and long hair..

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  19. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I laugh at the people at rave about how hot all three of them are. Grint and Emma a worse thou but still, Dan still looks weird just not as bad as the other two.
     
  20. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    hell the ultimate celeb make'ed up is Britney Spears. Not now, but back when she was IT.

    I saw a few pics of her and Christina without makeup on and minus the stuffed bras and jesus christ I wouldnt of touched them for all the cash in the world, they looked like crack whores with pimp festivals on their faces, combined with various other oily residues.

    The second pic I get a mesg of Redirection Limit for this URL was exceeded in Firefox, maybe my cookies I'm not letting through or something.


    The olsens have always disturbed me, they're never grown out of their toddler like faces, and their bodies are so tiny it just really creeps me out.
     
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