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Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Sisgood, Apr 7, 2011.

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  1. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    Kitchenware you say?
    Portus sees your puny fridge,
    Raise you dishwasher.
     
  2. Imariel

    Imariel Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Drunken brain can see;
    But alas, not comprehend,
    What crap is this stuff?

    (woop woop)
     
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  3. pdo91

    pdo91 Professor DLP Supporter

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    How can you people
    suck at haiku so badly?
    It's five seven five.
     
  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Derp my name's Gio:
    I poke fun at Blaise - and yet
    I want his huge cawk.

    D8
     
  5. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I suppose I'll join.
    Nah, this is not fun at all.
    Have fun with your haikus.
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Derp, my name's Blaise:
    So whitewashed am I that
    My cawk is smallest.

    <3

    Syllables five are
    Needed Ashaya woman.
    Get in the kitchen.
     
  7. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    Learn to count, please, thanks.
    Protip, Gio: -ed is not
    enunciated.
     
  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Pretty blonde women
    The stereotype is true.
    This makes me very sad.

    Herp de derp.
     
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  9. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    '-Ed' might not be, dear,
    But your face ought be pimp-slapped;
    Your last line had six.
     
  10. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    This thread has fallen
    Into fuckery unknown
    I L-O-L-ed

    (O.O not sure it fits, but it does in my head)
     
  11. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Riley, you have AIDS
    Get that shit treated son.
    Midgets were your end.
     
  12. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    e·nun·ci·at·ed.
    I count 5, what now, bitches.
    Fuck stereotypes.

    EDIT: Just noticed that my first one does in fact have 6. What an utter fail.
     
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  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    It counts! Miracles
    Happen. A woman though so
    The kitchen awaits.
     
  14. pdo91

    pdo91 Professor DLP Supporter

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    I can no longer
    tell if y'all are serious
    or just massive trolls.
     
  15. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Cannot they also
    (If I am not mistaken)
    Be serious trolls?
     
  16. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I won at poker.
    Yet tonight, I see what I
    Have come back to... the fuck?
     
  17. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    Seratin, my man,
    Haikus can be real tricky.
    Try five, not six, see?
     
  18. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I see my mistake,
    Try writing haikus while drunk,
    Ashaya, you blonde hipster.
     
  19. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    Just gotta say...I laughed in real life at the seven syllables in your last line. ;P
     
  20. pdo91

    pdo91 Professor DLP Supporter

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    C-C-C-C-C-
    Combo Breaker! Ashaya,
    you are lame as fuck.

    Also, FYI,
    the plural of 'haiku' is
    'haiku', not 'haikus'.
     
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