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WANTED: Inspiration for Established Author HI!

Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Sisgood, Apr 7, 2011.

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  1. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer Prestige DLP Supporter

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    ...

    Niggers.
     
  2. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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  3. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I was quite lushed at that time. >_< How about this?

    I see my mistake,
    Try writing haikus while drunk,
    Ashaya, you cunt.
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    What have I begun?
    Dumb O-P, let D-L-P
    See your rageface now.
     
  5. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I like how G. L.
    Put a haiku in the pic.
    Made me laugh out loud.

    Enembee, you dick;
    Go find a preggo bitch and
    Choke upon her milk.

    D8
     
  6. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    The nice thing about
    This haiku armageddon:
    No tl;dr.
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    DLP must have
    Haiku posting only days where
    Haiku is only post.
     
  8. Nae

    Nae The Violent

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    But some (like me)
    Can't write Haiku
    To save their lives.

    Well, technically I did just wrote one....
     
  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Five Seven Five
    Do well to remember this.
    Your posts will not count.
     
  10. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Gio is so mad.
    He so mad he be clowning.
    You furious, brah?
     
  11. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Awesome intro thread, but some posts make no sense. What's going on in here?
     
  12. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Oh, but now I really doth protest,
    Iambic pentameter is best.
    If you want amusement very fast,
    Rhyming couplets truly are a blast.
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Sera, I love you long
    Time. Why do you return my
    Love with much hatred?
     
  14. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Sera is long dead.
    His cardio was too poor.
    I am Seratin.
     
  15. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler Prestige

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    I don't think that I
    Or anyone else for that
    matter, really knows
     
  16. Random Shinobi

    Random Shinobi Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Many random posts,
    bizarre absurdity,
    what the hell is this?
     
  17. wordhammer

    wordhammer Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter

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    Random Shinobi;
    'bizarre absurdity' lacks
    the proper cadence

    Try again my friend.
    It is not that hard to do.
    Let words flow through you.
     
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2011
  18. Garden

    Garden Minister of Magic

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    Since all the cool kids,
    be shitting on this fail-thread,
    I thought I would too!
     
  19. CareOtters

    CareOtters Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Our syllabic derps
    show that DLP can write.
    OP hurrs and durrs.
     
  20. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Lol at the complete rejection of Lyndon. Anyway...

    I am pretty sure,
    that haiku are meant to be,
    about the seasons.
     
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