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What A Good Intro Looks Like (NEWBIES READ)

Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Narf, Jun 25, 2007.

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  1. BioPlague

    BioPlague MD DLP Supporter

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    I draw my BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
     
  2. Xiph0

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    I draw a CHARIZARD

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  3. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    I tap 2 chaos mana and 4 colorless to play Phage the Untouchable.
     
  4. Mindless

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    Wrath of God.
     
  5. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    I put on my Magic hat and Wizard's cloak........
     
  6. Wow, no love lost in this group...

    And the Phoenix would never lower herself to throwing anime-style cards, you uncultured plebeians!
     
  7. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    LOL

    Well said, Whiskers. Repped.
     
  8. element443

    element443 Guest

    ahaha you guys are fucked up
     
  9. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  10. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Doesn't he need a penis to do that!?
     
  11. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    Midknight likes cock. He really does.

    Darius is just mad that I told everyone his real age and how small his dick is. It's OK, Darius. I'm sure Tinn will let you fuck her ass when your dick reaches 4 inches (at least).
     
  12. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Should I trim that Sree?
     
  13. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    Is that a picture of your crotch, Darius? Is your cock so small that your crotch hair is longer than your dick? But you are mighty hairy for a 12 year old.
     
  14. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Don't make me take a picture of my cock Sree.

    You didn't answer my question either.

    15 nigger.
     
  15. Big Z

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    Idk, I think Litha has first dibs on Darius. ;)
     
  16. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    1) Change your sig and ava.

    2) I FUCKING HATE YOU.
     
  17. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    That was a picture of your cock, Darius. It's just too small to be seen with the naked eye. Or camera lens, in this case.
     
  18. Nexus

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    What an intellectually stimulating conversation.......
     
  19. World

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    Be careful or Nexus will make this thread a sticky one.

    Oh, do post a picture of your cock, Darius. I'll start the Party Van >D
     
  20. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Of course I love my cock, I just wish they made underwear that'd hold the fucking thing in place instead of it sliding down my boxer leg all the time.

    And how do YOU know how big Darius' cock is?!!?
     
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