CheddarTrek has it.


Harry is sorted into Slytherin and does everything the same, but different, with less interesting results. Second fic, it gets better as it goes along. Dark!Harry, Harry/Neville friendship fic. Now up to year six! Chapter Eighteen: Slytherin wins the Quidditch cup

~On The Way to Greatness by mira mirth

 

Alright! This is a writing game i'm good at.

OOTP Fic: When Harry receives a letter from Hedwig's daughter, he finds himself in a world of mystery, magic, and bacon bits.

 

Time for me to join in the spirit. Tara, our favorite author of My Immortal has been cloned.

Hermine s a goth theyre all goths and dey do it dont like dont read lots of warnings funnyish
And her author's notes reads:

Dis is d stori off a dukkkkk or actually a fam of goths u c hermine is a goth thyre all goths and they go quaaack plz flamers get d FUCK OUT its like the ugly ducklin and hermine is the ugly 1 hahhaaaa warnings' im not gona put dem up heer cause u idiots r prob 'smart' enuff to no whether to read or no u dont like then FUCK OFF

Clearly, she loves readers. If you want to read this pile of upfuckery that HP Fanfiction has degenerated to, then here is the link.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8952775/1/Gothic

 

I think I need to kill myself now.

 

Hit count: 1,000,000

 

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I feel dirty.

 

99% of indy Harry fic.

 

And another one:

 

After realizing the Dursleys' true nature, Dumbledore hides the baby Harry far away from Britain. Now it's Harry's 11th birthday and he just received his Hogwarts letter. The problem? He'll have to leave Iran, plus sorcery is against the will of Allah (al-Qur'an 2:102). Can one boy wage righteous jihad against the entire wizarding world? Religious fic. HP/burka!Hr NO SODOMY

 

I think I read this the other day :\

 

Just thinking about the worst possible summaries has me dying here. Trying to write a really good one without laughing is rather difficult.

When Harry get chosen to become Hogwart Triple-Wizard Champion he call upon his inner-Slytherin to help him win it all. Little does he know a certain snake is watching...Eventual Snarry. Plz red and review - story better than summary, which I suck at!

 

A victorious wizard takes his leave of the magical world. A talented actor contemplates ending it all. What happens when they meet? A tale of bondage and dominance. The story of Harry Potter, Master of Heath.

 

Moved to Flash and Spam Games. These posts just shouldn't add to your post count.

EDIT:

And so far there wasn't anything I haven't read before.

 

Where are the Harry gets thrown into Azkaban stories, people?

 

Here's my contribution! (The whole making a summary for existing fics could take up a whole new thread if we wanted )

 

Stumble across that at some point, or something similar.

 

Could be awesome; more likely insta-fail.

 

I would read the shit out of this.

 

Had to be made.

 

The sad part is that no matter how hard you try, there will always be worse summaries. Many of them. And the stories will be even worse.