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Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation Game Reviews

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zield, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. Zield

    Zield Fourth Year

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    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Hahahaha

    This guys pretty good. Very funny, while managing to construct some decent points about the game.
     
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    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I just pre-ordered Heavenly Sword, too. Damn it! Then again, if it's anything like God of War, even if it's a bit of a remake, I'll be all for it as Kratos was one bad ass dude with his chain/sword things.

    On another note, this dude was grade-A hilarious. I don't know why, but the rushed, condecending British voice just kept me laughing the entire time.
     
  4. Zield

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    I'm guessing 6+ months is a safe amount of time passed for a double post. But since it's been so long a lot more of these have come out featuring reviews over several games that are well liked around here.

    So for the benefit of all those who missed my original posting way back when and haven't found it since here is the updated Yahtzee list.

    These are oldest to newest if anyone cares.

    Console Rundown
    Bioshock
    Tomb Raider Anniversary
    Manhunt
    Peggle
    Halo 3
    Tabula Rasa
    The Orange Box
    Super Paper Mario
    MOH Airborne
    Zelda Phantom Hourglass
    Clive Barker's Jericho
    Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue Not a video but a funny dairy of his visit to the states.
    FEAR Perseus Mandate
    Assassin's Creed
    Guitar Hero III
    Mass Effect
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Silent Hill Origins
    Crysis
    The Witcher
    Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
    Call of Duty 4
    Sim City Societies
    Yahtzee Goes to GDC
    Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
    Devil May Cry 4
    Burnout Paradise
    Turok
    Zack & Wiki

    My favorites are Guitar Hero III, Crysis, and Zack & Wiki. My most disliked is the Yahtzee Goes to GDC not only did it suck but it was censored.

    I really need to pick up Uncharted looks great I have no idea why I don't have it yet...
     
  6. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Wednesday = Yahtzee day.

    I thought everyone knew that?
     
  7. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Guy playing game while wearing a sweet hat = Win
     
  8. Samael

    Samael Second Year

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    Total lulz... He has some good points about the U.S. war-fever though
     
  9. Iztiak

    Iztiak Heir

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    The most awesome game reviewsz in existence.

    Really, they are. :D
     
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    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    I saw this earlier and it was decent except Yahtzee needs to cheer up and stop looking at the camera so much. It's... weird.

    And they need to use a bigger variaty of sketches. Although, the Duke Nukem ones were great.
     
  12. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    He is so close to reviewing the Prince of Persia game. Matt mentioned it, Yahtzee sort of rolled his eyes... Today we got Sonic Unleashed instead.

    Australian bastard.
     
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    I personally wanna' see him review GoW2.

    And is it me or is Yahtzee awkward in that?
     
  14. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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