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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Giovanni, Feb 4, 2006.

  1. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Question. Am I the only one who thought to contact jeconais?
     
  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Probably.
     
  3. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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  4. fatal

    fatal Backtraced

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    I'm also terrified of clicking the link...

    DUMBLEDORE CRYING?! like come on!
     
  5. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    I agree on all counts. half-blind and stupid? He most certainly is! An Idiot? Yup... Moron? Dead-on!
     
  6. Israfel

    Israfel First Year

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    Wow, just wow, I think my eyeballs self-combusted at this point so as to stop me from reading any further. I think the worst thing is I read the reviews for it and most of them said things like "good story man hope you continue" and "wow so glad to finally see a well written Harry/Gabrielle" and one even had the gall to say "wow this is a good story, it sort of reminds me of one I read by joconyas a while back, I just hope you don't abandon your stories like he does". I think I am fully within my rights at this point to put forth the motion that a lynch mob be formed to kill this author and his reviewers.
     
  7. Magnus

    Magnus First Year

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    Sh*t, I'd be at the front with a molotov cocktail and a rusty knife.
     
  8. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    No need. I quote his author profile.

    Well, then, see you in a few yea -- Ok, thats cruel! :p Farewell, and whatnot.
     
  9. Tinder

    Tinder Seventh Year

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    ^good news at last! Is it too much to hope that FlameLordPotter.net was responsible for this abrupt departure?

    And a few years is pushing it really... I'm thinking maybe 'see you in the next life'.
     
  10. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    Unfortunately, I assumed "I am leaving Harry Potter" to mean "I am going to stop writing fanfiction". My assumption was wrong - he is now writing Naruto stories! Ah priceless. So basically, he believes his writing isn't good enough to please Harry Potter readers but is good enough to please Naruto readers. Interesting o_O .
     
  11. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    :cry: :forkyou Noooooo!!!! :rrou:

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    Now wheres the guy with the molotov gone?
     
  12. bornagainpenguin

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    Ahhh... and people wonder why I don't even bother with trying to read Naturo fanfics...

    --bornagainpenguin (who tries not to laugh too hard given the sad state of Ranma 1/2 fanfiction these days...)
     
  13. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Someone should report his ass. Hes broken the rules of FF.net.
     
  14. Magnus

    Magnus First Year

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    I was looking for my matches. I gotta light my cocktail with something and I'm not magic. Now tell me where the bastard lives!
     
  15. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I tried to read his Naruto story. Tried being the keyword. The thing is the worst piece of shit that I have ever read for a Nruto fic.
     
  16. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    I hope you guys realize that this whole plot has been used a few times, as it is a challenge on some yahoo group. So he didn't "steal" anything, he just made a good plot suck dick.
     
  17. Tinder

    Tinder Seventh Year

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    Poor guy manages to misspell the first word of the fic. And the title.

    This author defies constructive criticism. His stories are simply so bad that no amount of improvement could turn them into good fics. Perhaps some sort of net petition to ask him to stop soiling the interweb with his awful non-plots...
     
  18. Magnus

    Magnus First Year

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    Nah, that takes too long. Let's just do the lynch mob.
     
  19. That_Boy

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    Just clicked the link Lynch Mob sounds good.
    I mean seriously you save the world then get kicked out of school without even protesting because the poor headmaster feels bad. Boo hoo
     
  20. LINKed up

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    Some people just don't know when not to write. Thats why I have a beta that knows his shit and can point out things that I didn't think would be problams that are BIG problems and plot holes.
     
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