I've always wondered if that's his actual voice or if he just speaks that way for his persona.

 

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

Shat myself listening to this. Fantastic!

 

Linked this back in the book thread <_<

 

Cool. I lol'ed.

If you liked that try this one. Pablo Francisco;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixToQbFc53A

 

Why is Pablo Francisco always so sweaty?

 

Oh god, hahahaha. I fucking died when he first started. That is absolutely hilarious.

 

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha.

I...

Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaa.

 

Are those real lines from the 50 Shades book? The whole "I agree to the fisting but I'd really like to claim your ass" and other Pulitzer-level prose? If so, just, well... I guess I'm at a loss if *that's* the kind of thing causing housewives to soak their oversized knickers nowadays.

I mean, sexy reads are always a good bet with the house-fraus if those Harlequin bodice-rippers are any indication, but my understanding was that the SOP in those was a lass in danger and a dangerous, mysterious swashbuckler taking the time out of his wanderings to deflower the stupid cow.


This seems way more like the director's cut, extended BluRay of a very bad Penthouse Letters, with a side of abusive codependent boyfriend thrown in.


If there were any actual females on the intertubes (and therefore DLP) I'd recommend we persuade them to read this 'book' and report back.

 

So, Portus....found a good book lately? Because if not I think I might have one you'd like. :awesome

 

I believe this is probably a pretty good indicator of the quality of this book's writing.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LT38...TF8&ASIN=0099579936&nodeID=283155&store=books

 

That was damn funny. I saw the 50 Shades author on The Today Show a while back, before I knew really anything about it but especially before I knew it's just a Twilight fanfic. Unsurprisingly, the Today Show interviewer never mentioned anything about the story's real origins, just tossing out softballs to the author about the sales and giggling about taboos and dancing around the BDSM aspects.

And no, I don't think I could make it thru reading this thing. The only way I can see it happening is if I lost a bet to a particularly dickish friend.

 

So apparently the main character is called Ana. That's only one letter away from Anal.

All I learned today.

 

I shouldn't have watched this while I'm sick. But damn I needed the laugh...

So, if I can write bad BDSM-flavored bodice rippers/romance, I can live a cushy life off the repressed desires of middle-class housewives?

Huh.

 

So long as you remember to include the overall theme of a woman being able to eventually 'change' her emotionally inept partner... then yeah, I suspect you could.

 

Practicing my necromancy via relevancy.

Duke Nukem reads 50 Shades of Gray