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  1. Xiph0
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    Try not to repost ones I've already posted.
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 9, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  2. Xiph0
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    Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream. What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "huuuuughhhhhhhhhhrrrr"
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 8, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 8, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  4. Xiph0
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    What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip~
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  5. Xiph0
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    Bumping and suggesting if you're bored waiting to open gifts [like me] you give this a read through. Many lulz.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 25, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  6. Xiph0
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    What does a blonde say after sex? "Thanks guys." Badumtis.
    Post by: Xiph0, May 11, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  7. Xiph0
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    Applied into joke form from a thread on another site, I lol'd so fucking hard.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 22, 2009 in forum: The Humor Mill
  8. Xiph0
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    Last must be a britfag joke, they'd never ask religious questions in the US unless, maybe, you were going to a christfag uni.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    "It was on this in day in 1789 that Benjamin Franklin said those famous words, 'In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Death and taxes, which ironically, was the Secret Service code names for John McCain and Barack Obama." A zinger from Leno.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: The Humor Mill
  10. Xiph0
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    LOL, oh fuck.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 28, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  11. Xiph0
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    French and Russian ones make me lol.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 28, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  12. Xiph0
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    I lol'd pretty hard.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 28, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  13. Xiph0
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    Kinda funny.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 13, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  14. Xiph0
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    How do you know you don't like it if you haven't even tried it? It came to me... in a dream.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 13, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  15. Xiph0
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    Fuck I lol'd so hard.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 11, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  16. Xiph0
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    Be it one liners or tl;dr's, post 'em up. I'll start: A priest a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar, except there's no rabbi and no shaman and it's actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me.:awesome
    Thread by: Xiph0, Dec 10, 2008, 618 replies, in forum: The Humor Mill
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