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  1. Xiph0
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    Dry and with the seasoning packet emptied into the package and shaken up. Like a gentleman. :sherlock:
    Post by: Xiph0, Jul 31, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    That he's eating pasta makes this extra accurate.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jul 31, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Yeah, everyone just err on the safe side in the non-NSFW threads.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Pretty certain yes.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jul 5, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    :facepalm That's actually not far off. Just needs more water.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jul 2, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Snusnu, GET IT RIGHT SOVIET SCUM. It was more like "Can you take the trash out today?" "Zug zug."
    Post by: Xiph0, Jun 29, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    My previous manager [took a much better job a month or so ago and left] and I used to use "zug zug" with some frequency.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jun 28, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Spacks went pig hunting with a knife, as far as he told it. I'm guessing they were going after much smaller ones. I remember mocking him a lot.
    Post by: Xiph0, May 30, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    "Great first party line up" is debatable as all fuck.
    Post by: Xiph0, May 30, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I am okay with this. :sherlock: EXPLOSIONS AND PUSSY!
    Post by: Xiph0, May 15, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I think this was taken where I live and it makes sense in context. We have a massive drinking festival every year called Picnic Day.
    Post by: Xiph0, May 8, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Yeah. Honestly, if you want a good version of that one: Decoy Grenade - 50$ - Highly sophisticated firecracker, with machined metal parts. Molotov Cocktail - 500$ - Rag, bottle, gasoline. :facepalm
    Post by: Xiph0, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    It's 850 and 500 at this point.
    Post by: Xiph0, Apr 30, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Haha oh god.
    Post by: Xiph0, Apr 19, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    You explained the joke and yet, it's still funny. Singularity reached.
    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 31, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 15, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 7, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [IMG]
    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 6, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    :awesome This guy.
    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 4, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I had a sad.
    Post by: Xiph0, Mar 1, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Sperm would die before you ever got it under the scope if you were using a cotton swab.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 20, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    The internet.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 18, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Push up on your taint before you put it away. Won't ever happen again.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 17, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Hahaha, I was just watching this the other day and thought the same fucking thing.
    Post by: Xiph0, Feb 10, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Never played it but it's fairly famous as far as visual novel games go. Like really famous.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jan 22, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    "Think about it" lost it.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jan 16, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [IMG] [IMG] Bonus: Source.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jan 6, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Fucking genius. Shoulda thought of this one.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jan 6, 2013 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [IMG] ^ Correct. Acceleration due to gravity, son.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 21, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Trooper is correct, and gravity is 9.8 m/s^2 because it's acceleration, not velocity. :P The + or - is coming from where you set the 0 for h to be. If it's at the top of the trajectory, you might move the negative over to g instead of leaving it on the h. Confusing but pretty normal.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 21, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    a is acceleration, m is mass, g is gravity, W is work, K is kinetic energy, U is internal energy. The triangle is a delta and means 'change in'. Today you learned Physics 1. :p
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 21, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I would hope you understood that. Nothing there that complicated :P It's Mechanics.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 21, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [IMG]
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 19, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    My gym has one. I'm going to try it.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 15, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    In 14 years of going to church every Sunday I never once heard it referred to as the Blood of Christ or even implied as such. I'm aware of the bread/water thing. I'm saying that culturally no Mormon would jump to calling it the Blood of Christ because that fascination with vampiricism is very much a Catholic specialty.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 15, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Not sure if trying to make a point or genuinely doesn't know Catholics refer to communion wine as the blood of Christ.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 14, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    (02:31:33) @Xiph0: Calling b/s (02:31:39) @Xiph0: "Blood of christ" she's from Utah (02:31:49) @Xiph0: Mormons don't drink 'the blood of christ' (02:31:54) @Xiph0: That vampire shit is reserved for catholics.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 14, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Does Facebook really say that? Lol... that's pretty arbitrary.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 13, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Neutral Evil. So very Neutral Evil. Although I think Chaotic Good would be more along the lines of what I do, which is usually sing song lyrics and then headshot people.
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 9, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    A beer stein. Your move zombies o_O
    Post by: Xiph0, Dec 2, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Both absolutely epic.
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 29, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Dude the Chinese must have no idea what HP is about.
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 23, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    It's funny because one less Naruto fan.
    Post by: Xiph0, Nov 10, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    What's your steam profile? I'll come find you when I play. You can actually set DLP as your clan tag by the way, under Options and Multiplayer in CS:S - as long as you're in the DLP steam group.
    Post by: Xiph0, Oct 12, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Definitely still serious business. My steam totals for Sept: Skyrim: 5 hours Day of Defeat Source: 6 hours CS:S: 42 hours. :sherlock:
    Post by: Xiph0, Oct 10, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Sentence is weird on so many levels.
    Post by: Xiph0, Sep 30, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I would play the shit out of bubble soccer.
    Post by: Xiph0, Sep 7, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Strong holy-shit-that's-sad.
    Post by: Xiph0, Sep 7, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I laughed.
    Post by: Xiph0, Jun 5, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]
    Post by: Xiph0, May 24, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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