It's my e-peen. It grows every time I post on DLP.
It's there to make people scratch their heads and go...what the fuck? Useful in reinforcing the creepy-image people have branded me with. So instead of fighting that, I figured I'd mess with people and cultivate it.
I assume it's working? :P<---(Note the raspberry. As in, this is mostly just me joking and fucking around.)