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Witch Hunt #9 -Sign-ups

Discussion in 'Graveyard' started by Jan, Jul 1, 2017.

  1. Miner

    Miner Order Member

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    China is 80% eating my face off, 10% meeting relatives and 10% marveling at third world problems.

    So yeah, tell me this story <_<
     
  2. tom

    tom First Year

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    Personal pet peeve.

    China doesn't have third world problems.
    It has second world problems.
     
  3. Miner

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    tom. Why tom? You don't have to do this tom. it's all going to be okay tom.
     
  4. fontisian

    fontisian Slug Club Member

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    I'd call that a miner pet peeve.
     
  5. owner

    owner First Year

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    *Owner wonders how long that miner has been in China. It seems he was not sharing said information previously. And a change of destinations or locations in the middle of something this big seems to be something that a miner person would notice.*
     
  6. Miner

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    once upon a time there was a wee lad who discovered forum mafia. He was quite overwhelmed in his first few games, and decided to ask for help. After she responded, she became his hero.

    Then she revealed she liked puns too much.

    And now he spends his time trying to imprint his head into the wall.

    ---------- Post automerged at 09:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 PM ----------

    *Miners just super confused. Maybe he lost too many brain cells.
     
  7. Vaimes

    Vaimes Fifth Year

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    Implying he ever had any?
     
  8. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    He had brain cells to start with?

    ---------- Post automerged at 10:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:47 PM ----------

    Vaimes, fite me.
     
  9. KaiDASH

    KaiDASH Auror DLP Supporter

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    Selling tickets to fluff / vaimes slapfite.

    $5 for a seat, $15 for seat and a half dozen water balloons to throw at them.

    Further inquires can be made here.
     
  10. Miner

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    I'll pay 50 if I get a bat and a ringside seat
     
  11. owner

    owner First Year

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    That's a good point. Were those actually brain cells or was it a fried computer chip to start? These are the things that keep one up late one night questioning.

    Also, if anyone would like to buy me popcorn, that would be most helpful.
     
  12. Miner

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    Nono they were glial cells. My mistake :mad:

    owner where's my story? :(
     
  13. dichotomousCreator

    dichotomousCreator Second Year

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    What's the going rate on extra balloons and/or non-water substances?
     
  14. tom

    tom First Year

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. KaiDASH

    KaiDASH Auror DLP Supporter

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    Can do $5 for 3 balloons, or a special deal of 10 for $15.

    Orange Juice or Pepsi filling is an extra $1 on top, per balloon.
     
  16. dichotomousCreator

    dichotomousCreator Second Year

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    Sold!

    /10balloons
     
  17. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    beruru is approved!
     
  18. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    Well then! Game will start in ~2,5 hours. Midnight my time sounds perfect.

    Day 1 will last 4 days and 4 hours (maybe 4 minutes).

    Could open it right now, but I think it is fair to give folks at least a small heads up.

    Will try to post the info in all of those qts as well.

    ---------- Post automerged at 21:32 ---------- Previous post was at 21:24 ----------

    Less than 3 minutes to write a message in every single qt.

    Very german of me.
     
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