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Old 04-05-2006, 06:05 PM   #21
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Updated. Very funny stuff.


I like the joke at the end of chapter 33. Its funny, and made me chuckle. Good stuff. I'm not sure how much longer this can keep going, but I guess I'll enjoy the ride. Still funny, so if you want a laugh, check it out.
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:07 PM   #22
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Updated. Very funny stuff.


I like the joke at the end of chapter 33. Its funny, and made me chuckle. Good stuff. I'm not sure how much longer this can keep going, but I guess I'll enjoy the ride. Still funny, so if you want a laugh, check it out.
Wrong thread. You're talking about "make a wish".
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:52 PM   #23
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Harry's voice turned evil. "Tell me . . . have any of you ever been beaten to within an inch of your life and then thrown off a moving train?"
Still good!

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Old 05-03-2006, 12:43 AM   #24
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This guy is just reallly good.

No comparison.

The only other fic that has me laughign that hard is his own Make a Wish and Ruskbyte's flying without a broom.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:40 AM   #25
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EXPLOSIVO CASTRADO! LOL. That must really hurt!
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:19 AM   #26
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Rorsch and nonjon are both authors that i don't even bother reading the summary for i just jump in. updates are alway plentiful and entertaining.
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:40 PM   #27
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This was great...I loved how he gets Vernon arrested so many times, and how he has managed to get such a harem...and FEAR NEVILLE THE DARK LORD!!
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:43 AM   #28
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This was great...I loved how he gets Vernon arrested so many times, and how he has managed to get such a harem...and FEAR NEVILLE THE DARK LORD!!
Heh.
My favorite part was the scenes with the soccer holligans
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One of my all time favourite fics. I loved the Alternate reality thingie at the very end. Especially the insane Lily.
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:34 AM   #30
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This story is hilarious. If you like funny stories read this.
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Old 05-18-2006, 10:54 AM   #31
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My favorite part was the scenes with the soccer holligans
An ear necklace. *snort*
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:59 PM   #32
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never read anything like this, what can i say, very funny if a little weird, a good waste of time though
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This is so weird and unbelievable it's fantastic. The author literally takes a dig at everything. Also, for someone who read just about every other HP time travel fic out there, this was highly appreciated.

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"Really?" The shopkeeper eyed him, "and why would you want to do that?"

"Collecting potions ingredients," Harry shrugged. "Why?"

"Just asking," the Shopkeeper handed over a portkey. "It's two way and it'll return you to a street corner right in front of the most vicious wizarding lawyer's office."

"Wow," Harry took the portkey. "That's suspiciously convenient."

Oh my God.
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Holy necro!

Genuinely thank you for doing that though, this was a very enjoyable read.
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