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Old 03-31-2006, 07:40 PM   #1
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Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon - M

Title: Bestest Birthday Ever
Author: nonjon
Rated: M
Chapters: 22
Words: 67,837
Updated: May 7, 2005
Published: March 5, 2005

Pairing: Honks
Summary: ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293527/1/

Is this really not up? I thought the Sorting Hat's song alone should put above a rating above funny, and the rest of the story gives it an outright Hilarious. I know it started as a One-Shot and just kept going, but I don't think that cuts it any.


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Old 03-31-2006, 08:00 PM   #2
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Look at the posting format. You missed the link. And next time, please use the edit button instead of double posting.
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Old 04-01-2006, 12:28 AM   #3
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You know I still take pride in the idea of "Patil Twin Polyjuice Spin the Bottle." And the beauty of that idea, is I'm not sure anyone else in the world would have ever had it, if my mind had not birthed it upon us. But every once in a while, I just relish in the thought of six identical twin "sisters" in various stages of undress making out.

It's worth the risk of kissing your sister.
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:19 PM   #4
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I have to agree. I had dreams like that for weeks after I read it. I was just so beautiful.
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:51 AM   #5
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Haha, I wonder what these people would think now if they saw what they wrote those years ago.

I get nostalgic retreading old things. Traversing old parts of forums or topics that I have some relation to is like walking over graves. It's a bittersweet feeling. Ah, when things were new and fresh even if they were silly as heck and probably make their original speakers cringe.

It's sad so many have moved on. It's natural of course but I miss some of these people or at least when everything was building towards it's height.
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