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Old 03-15-2012, 05:53 PM   #1
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Pimp Harry Verse by bob-the-blue - M -

Title: Pimp Harry Verse
Author: bob-the-blue
Rating: M
Genre:Humor/Romance
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Summary: A group of stories featuring a pimp Harry.
Links: here, here, here, here, here and here

I found this collection of short stories well worth the five minutes I spent reading them. They were good for a quick laugh.
4/5 from me.

EDIT by Minion:

Please don't submit stories for review while you are drunk.
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:12 PM   #2
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First three stories are 1/5. To salvage a 3/5, the next three will have to be 5/5 quality. Give me two minutes.

Nope.

1/5. Remember, don't recommend shit. It seems you forgot this all-important guideline.

Edit: Okay, the Dean Thomas thing in the last one was almost at the level of almost being funny. I'll give the last one 2/5, so overall... 1/5 still.

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Old 03-15-2012, 06:22 PM   #3
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Catastrophic grammar, terrible "humor" and stories shorter than a "hoes" skirt. 1/5
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:22 PM   #4
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I found this collection of short stories well worth the five minutes I spent reading them. They were good for a quick laugh.
4/5 from me.
The author probably spent less time writing than you did reading.

1/5.
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:27 PM   #5
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No. Just no. That second one will give me nightmares.

This deserves -1/5.
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Old 03-15-2012, 06:39 PM   #6
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The funniest thing about these stories is Minion's edit to the OP.

The most depressing thing is the word to review count. FF.net is really fucking depressing sometimes.
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Were these supposed to be funny?

Because they weren't.

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Old 03-15-2012, 07:13 PM   #8
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The funniest thing about these stories is Minion's edit to the OP.

The most depressing thing is the word to review count. FF.net is really fucking depressing sometimes.
They're shit; FFn is composed of shit. Ergo, they fit right in.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:00 PM   #9
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A/N: I was pretty baked when I wrote this. What do you guys think?
That's all you need to know.

Esama wrote an okay story where Harry is a pimp. The link is here if you like his stuff: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7822807/1/Business

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Old 03-15-2012, 11:14 PM   #10
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I suppose you would have to be thoroughly baked in order to think these are funny. "Okay" is probably the most generous way to describe esama's best works.

These handfuls of sentences do not warrant being acknowledged as stories nor do they provide cheap laughs. All I did while reading them was .

1/5. This should probably skip recycling too.
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