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Old 12-02-2011, 06:06 PM   #1
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It's Jon's birthday, apparently.

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[14:56:00] <&Jon> Inquisition.
[14:56:04] <&Jon> y u no say happy birthday
[14:56:08] <&Jon> I thought you loved me.
[14:56:09] <&Jon> :'(
[14:56:16] <Inquisition> It's your birthday?
[14:56:20] <+xion> She is so sick of him, Yes. but if It's your FAULT Jon
[14:56:24] <Inquisition> Lol, I didn't check the calendar.
[14:56:27] <&Jon> ..Its.. my fualt.
[14:56:28] <&Jon> ;_;
[14:56:31] * &Jon cries.
[14:56:36] <&Jon> WHY IS XION SO MEAN?
[14:56:42] <Inquisition> It is your fault.
[14:56:51] <Inquisition> Cheating on me with all those other guys.
[14:57:45] <Inquisition> It's not your birthday, Jon.
[14:57:48] <Inquisition> Fucking liar.
[14:57:48] <Ash> It's not your birthday yet for us though, Jon
[14:57:55] <Inquisition> It's Ellisande's birthday.
[14:57:57] <&Jon> Clearly you're all fags then.
[14:58:07] <&Jon> It's my birthday for me so fuck your degenerate timezone.
So this is Jon's birthday thread. I'm half-assing it because I don't give a fuck.

Happy birthday, whorez.


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Old 12-02-2011, 06:11 PM   #2
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Happy birthday Jonnykins! You're one of my favorite people on DLP (not hard), and I hope you have a great day. Enjoy your MLP. :P
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:13 PM   #3
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You're one of my favorite people on DLP (not hard)

So is Taure on the (yes hard) list?

OnTopic; Happy Birfday Jon, go out and get yourself drunk brah.
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:13 PM   #4
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:15 PM   #5
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Happy birthday. I'd write you a present but physics finals.
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:17 PM   #6
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:19 PM   #7
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Happy birthday, you fucking whore.

No but srsly happy birthday, go have fun yo.
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:22 PM   #8
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:26 PM   #9
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:33 PM   #10
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:34 PM   #11
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Old 12-02-2011, 07:02 PM   #12
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Oh hey I had forgotten about this, happy birthday you mexican whorez. I would say something along the lines of how I hope you have fun going out and celebrating with your friends but I think we all know you're going to spend today watching MLP, getting drunk by yourself and complaining about your team on Vent.
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Old 12-02-2011, 07:14 PM   #13
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Happy Birthday! And may you find LoL team mates up to your standards. I hear SoloMid is adequate.
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Old 12-02-2011, 07:34 PM   #14
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Way ahead of you, brahs.

But yeas, happy times for ya.

DLP should have bday drinks and wenches donation tab
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Old 12-02-2011, 09:26 PM   #15
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Old 12-02-2011, 10:02 PM   #16
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Happy Birthday Jon. You're the best Demon Mayor I ever was forced to vote for. :P
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Old 12-02-2011, 10:24 PM   #17
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Happy Birthday! May there be many fine beers and beautiful women in your immediate future! Get to the beach and enjoy the sun!

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Old 12-02-2011, 10:33 PM   #18
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Happy birthday, Jonnicon. I'd offer more words, but a picture apparently says a thousand words, so here is something that might cheer you up:


Happy birthday, Maestro Mafioso. :>
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Old 12-02-2011, 10:53 PM   #20
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Enjoy your yard work.

Happy birthday. Now hurry the fuck up and come and play games with us. That's how you should spend your birthday :P
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