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______? More like _______ !

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Utsane, Dec 12, 2019.

  1. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    What's your ______? More like ______! Joke?

    I think mine is utsane? More like guy whose life is not falling apart! Because it's a joke and jokes are funny because they're not true.
     
  2. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I pull a Doc McCoy occasionally.

    "What do you want from me, I'm a fed, not a doctor!"
     
  3. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust High Inquisitor

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    Humour? More like brain tumour xD
     
  4. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Pulled this one in a meeting at work yesterday.

    Two large fries? More like hundreds of small ones.
     
  5. point09micron

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    The only place that would be true is Five Guys.
     
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