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Oneshot Abeo, Voldemort by Lord Ravenclaw - T

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Title: Abeo, Voldemort
    Author: Lord Ravenclaw
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Chapters: 2
    Words: 1,972
    Updated: July 5, 2006
    Published: June 20, 2006

    Status: Complete (two oneshots)
    Summary: Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot "The Castle".
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3001225/1/

    First ficlet: The Castle

    Second ficlet: The Bond


    Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013
     
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  2. Litha Riddle

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    Really funny, it had me laughing like a hatter.

    I loved it! :)


    Litha
     
  3. Niffler Lord

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That was awesome.
     
  4. MudEye

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    LoL! The power the Dark Lord knows not is Dudley weigth.
    I like it
     
  5. Evil Shnitzel

    Evil Shnitzel High Inquisitor

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    Excellent.... 5 minute laughter.....
    Dudley on Voldemort... I don't know..... little perverted....
    All the slashers will love to write a different end to this one-shot where Dudley fucks Voldemort to death... Ewwww!
    Good work Ravenclaw!
     
  6. Shade Emrys

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    Yes, good work indeed though it does bring up the question of who gets credit for defeating Tom.
     
  7. Giovanni

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    Amusing, it got a chuckle...

    /me goes off to find one of those bouncy castles.
     
  8. Midknight

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  9. Lord Ravenclaw

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    *smacks*

    It's a humor fic. I'm allowed to break the Toodle Law.
     
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  11. Lord Ravenclaw

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    I'll just have you say it for me then. =)
     
  12. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman Prestige DLP Supporter

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    dear god raven, that was amazingly.......um........strange. Yes strange would be a good way to put it, funny, but strange.
     
  13. Lord Apophis

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    Most amusing... I wish more fics had Dudley's weight as harry's power :)
     
  14. Swimdraconian

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    "My lord, must we remain here? Dolohov has been bouncing and it's disrupting the Feng Shui," Bellatrix whined.

    *laughing hysterically on the floor*
     
  15. Midknight

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    Nah, get Sree to say it, he's the one who wants to teabag Shaq.
     
  16. andiais

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    I love the Lestrange brothers giggling like girlies. Very funny.
     
  17. Evil Shnitzel

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    How is the next one-shot coming along?
    This one was hilarious. Voldemort could participate in some amusement park competitions and lose to some kids. Then pout. =)
    Good job as always Raven!
     
  18. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    That was awesome! Hilarious!
     
  19. f77

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    Your fic was funny. I find it even more funny that you have exactly 18 reviews for both of your humour one shots. Strange.
     
  20. Lord Ravenclaw

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