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Am I dying? 4/1/10

Discussion in 'Site Related Support' started by Howdy, Apr 1, 2010.

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  1. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    Apr 1, 2010 #1
    Okay, so every time I try to pull up this site and read something on it, I immediately go blind, have a seizure, and wake up with the irresistible urge to kick puppies.

    I just need to know, am I dying? If so, which movies do I need to see before I go, aside from the obvious two (Twilight and New Moon, you insensitive swine)?

    Is it me, or is there something wrong when I load the site? I love Twilight as much as the next heterosexual male, but every time I pull up Dark Lord Cullen (I have it bookmarked 6 times on my computer!) I get a horrible migraine after a mere 11.5 seconds.

    Please help.
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Apr 1, 2010 #2
    I suggest euthanasia.
     
  3. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Apr 1, 2010 #3
    Death by Unicorn should be fairly easy to accomplish today it seems. >.>
     
  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Apr 1, 2010 #4
    Play some angstunes on your Crypod, then /wrists.

    You'll feel better.
     
  5. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    Apr 1, 2010 #5
    HAHAHA you are a faggot, man up and embrace the unicorns. faggot
     
  6. Darje

    Darje Groundskeeper

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    Apr 1, 2010 #6
    Embrace it...!
     
  7. Gafgarion

    Gafgarion Second Year

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    Apr 1, 2010 #7
    Ohh my head, this headache is awfully similar to one i had exactly this same day last year...

    I suppose that after some drinks i will be able to embrace unicorns, listen to angst and maybe even read twilight without going blind.

    Edit: Wow, just saw the pretty lights on my avatar...
     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2010
  8. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Apr 1, 2010 #8
    I have a printout of Edward's face that I'm using for archery target practice. That's my relief from my headache.
     
  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Apr 1, 2010 #9
    You pretty much walked into that one, young son ;)
     
  10. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Apr 1, 2010 #10
    ELL OH ELL!
     
  11. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Apr 1, 2010 #11
    Words cannot describe how much I hate myself right now.