So yeah. I have over eight years bar and nightclub experience yet in a city of countless pubs and clubs, I still find myself unemployed. Frankly i'm sick of it. I'm sick of the constant stream of silence and rejections despite having a kick-ass CV. So I've come up with a plan. I'm going to take pictures of myself and shoop phrases such as, "Seriously guys. Hire me. I'm pretty awesome" on to them. Then I'm going to post them to Nightclub facebook pages and have people like the shit out of them. Yeah. It could backfire drastically and I could receive a torrent of abuse but I don't care. I'm desperate. And if I do get some serious abuse, well... at least screenshots can be posted for the good of the lolz. If anyone if willing to help me out I would be extremely grateful. Maybe something like, "Clearly I'm mature enough for steady work." I even got my hair cut. Model citizen. I dunno. I'm realizing I'm not very good at this. D: Any and all suggestions, serious or joking are appreciated.