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(April Fools) Announcing a partnership with FanFiction.Net

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    We started Dark Lord Potter with a vision of delivering incredible, amazing, and interesting fan fiction content to the world. We’ve come a long way in the last nine years: from Independent Harry Potter with harems of slutty underage girls to incredible epics that span several hundred thousand words. This is all thanks to the incredible and active community that Dark Lord Potter has developed. Throughout the years we’ve defined what it means to be true Harry Potter fans (within reason and without being tools about it.)

    A few months ago, the CTO & Owner of FanFiction.Net Xing Li and the administration team sat down on Skype to talk about where fan fiction is headed, read some of our more interesting works, and discuss how we could work together to bring our visions to millions of people. As we talked more, we discovered that our two websites shared an even deeper vision of creating a platform for new fan fiction that will allow billions of people to enjoy the content that we produce in ways never before imagined.

    Today, we’re pleased to announce that we’ve joined forces with Fanfiction.net to create the best fan fiction forum in the world.

    Dark Lord FanFiction.Net

    At first glance, it might not seem obvious why Dark Lord Potter is partnering with Fanfiction.net, a company focused on producing wank material for underage girls and boys involving homoerotic vampires and eccentric billionaires with autoerotic asphyxiation aspirations (FFN, not DLP… or is it?).

    But when you consider it more carefully, we’re culturally aligned with a focus on innovating and producing the highest quality content possible. We believe that fanfiction drives new innovative authors to the forefront; we want to contribute to a more open, connected fanfiction environment. We both can agree that combining our forces is the next step.

    Most important, FanFiction.Net understands the potential for the various fandoms. The admins and their team share our vision for complete and utter saturation of the fanfiction landscape. We believe that coercing people to produce subpar content is the way of the future. Together we strive to separate the strong from the weak and shun those who do not possess the talent or drive to be the best, the very best, the best there ever will be.

    FanFiction.Net believes that might makes right, and we here at DLP can wholeheartedly agree. Admins should be given full control over every aspect of a given website, and any user that disagrees should be banned and the content that they have posted should be extricated and forever destroyed. Streisand is a myth.

    This partnership is one of the most important moments for fanfiction and the progression to a unique unipower system. It gives us the best shot at truly changing the world. It opens up new opportunities for power abuse, verbal abuse and every other type of abuse that we here at DLFF.NET want to encourage! This partnership reduces the risk on our part and provides resources for future expansion and influence of young minds.

    This is the Future of FanFiction, and if you don’t like it, fuck you. It will allow us to do whatever we want, bitches! You can’t say shit or I’ll ban you! Come at me bro. COME AT ME BRO! :nyan:

    Over the next ten years, fanfiction will become more awesome, more controlled, more kickass with 100% more independent dark lord potter animagus super harem robot fight overlord bonanza! This is truly the beginning of the next-generation fan fiction experience.

    This partnership ensures that the future is coming, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

    We’ll be seeing you all in hell, motherfuckers!

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    – Raven and the Dark Lord FanFiction team

    P.S. 50 Shades of Draco, it's a thing.
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    I want to be the first to congratulate everyone on a clean merger between our two wonderful websites. Clearly this isthe way of the future, and we will steam roll anyone who dares stand in front of our glorious future.

    With a steam roller, because fuck you, that's why.
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    I am sad to see DLP go, but DLF will last forever! The future looks bright guys, don't let this get you down!
     
  4. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    I, for one, welcome our new Carciature of a healthy D/s relationship overlords!
     
  5. CrackedMind

    CrackedMind Death Eater

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    This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to this website: The future of DLFF.net is so bright that we may legitmately need to wear shades (oh god the background is so bright).
     
  6. Lion

    Lion Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    I'm just gonna go ahead and say I support this venture 100%. Because it's never too early to start brown nosing at DLF. Also when is the new MoR weekly thread gonna be started up?
     
  7. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    Right after the A Second Chance at Life one I imagine.
     
  8. Fatality

    Fatality Unspeakable

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    So glad this finally happened, and I think we all knew it was coming eventually. Long live DLF!

    Author's Note: As soon as this post hits five reviews my next post will be up! Please review guys!
     
  9. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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  10. Mordart

    Mordart Sixth Year

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    I'd like to make a motion in this new Utopia for more Ravenclaw Harry. Also, what does the new Overlords accept as bri....I mean "tax Deductible gifts".
     
  11. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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  12. Raijin

    Raijin Slug Club Member

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    For the record the shear brightness of the site burns even more then when we supported Ginny.
     
  13. Lion

    Lion Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Only Glee fanfiction allowed will be porn featuring all of the free gender expressed members.
     
  14. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    I want to echo my colleagues from former Dark Lord Potter, and look forward to working closely with them all to bring you the quality Fanfiction you deserve.

    To a new age of stories!
     
  15. Warlocke

    Warlocke Prisoner

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    This is awesome! I'm so excited about this fresh new direction the site is taking.

    I'd say more, but it's super difficult to 'work the joystick,' tighten the belt around my neck, and type all at the same time. :(

    Cheers! :nyan:
     
  16. Lion

    Lion Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Where do I sign up to become a story nazi? I have experience in deleting things I don't like and off of half assed reports.
     
  17. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter

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    WTF you can't effing highlight text?! Fine. I'm going to just leave this here then, see if it drives anyone up the wall.

    In the meantime I'll see if I can go write a craptastic 500-words-a-day to somehow honor this fantastically epic prank.

    4004th post!
     
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  18. Fatality

    Fatality Unspeakable

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    Not being able to read that was killing me, but then I just pressed quote and read it anyway. Suck it.
     
  19. Jarsha

    Jarsha Seventh Year

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    Does this mean we can start stamping out sedition? I've got my book cleanser from New Vegas ready and willing to be fired up!
     
  20. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    About time I say. DLP was always so gloomy, now I can't wait to don my fox costume and write my HP/Voldemort smutfiction and post it here without reprisal. Thanks guys!
     
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