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Autocomplete Madness

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zombie, Nov 10, 2019 at 7:51 PM.

  1. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Write a sentence using only the suggestion bar in your mobile keyboard for those of us using the site on our mobiles.

    @Sauce Bauss is a great tool. You can use this for a variety of ingredients.

    I recently purged my dictionaries yet it still knows that I say sauces name like forty times a day.
     
  2. Microwave

    Microwave Groundskeeper

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    smh hakairyu you know that you are sick of the fugues you can use to buy an armenian
     
  3. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Order Member DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    I don’t think I have any idea how to do feel like I gotta was the most important thing I did to you.


    (Shit. My phone is dealing with some shit rn)
     
  4. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    How about you can get the best breakfast and then they should use it today so that they won't be able to make the complex changes in their own culture.

    /It started off boring, but then got super intellectual for a hot second.
     
  5. theimmortalhp

    theimmortalhp Second Year

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    Yeah Yeah they yeah they they're yeah they they're yeah they they're they're.

    Yeah I think my phone is retarded. Or possibly me.
     
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    BTT Third Year ~ Prestige ~

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    It's a mystery to me and I will be working on the phone with me and I will be working on the phone with me and I will be working on the phone with me and I will be working on the phone with me and I
     
  7. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Death loop
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    His keyboard tried to become self aware and it didn't work out.
     
  9. Majube

    Majube High Inquisitor

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    I have a test today thats what I do with my hair lol I've been addicted ever since I firat know that was supposed to be fanart of her daughter she wont give up her daughter she wont give up her daughter


    /I dont understand why my phone is crazy. Also, I'm ashamed I've mistyped first that much.
     
  10. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    @DR is there any chance you could pick me up from the office tomorrow at five. You are my favorite character in the USA.
     
  11. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your autocorrect is really needy.

    Also, no, I can't leave work until 6, you're on your own.
     
  12. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    How’s it gonna I am not sure if you have had dinner yet or just wanted something new? You can have it for the next year but maybe you should just go back home and then get a little more money.
     
  13. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    A little nap before I left you guys are going home around six or seven or something haha. Yeah I’m definitely not sure if you wanna go home or not but you guys can go home.
     
  14. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    @Zombie is a good time to come by and see you soon

    You can come over and get me a pack of cigarettes and I can get you a new :oops: for the last few days.
     
  15. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I can come over and put a foot in your ass for smoking cigarettes.
     
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  16. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Wait, was that you or just a really on-point auto-prompt?
     
  17. Quiddity

    Quiddity Unspeakable

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    The first time I wanted to be b I was a week out of the state of the state and I can't include the same time I have a lot of people in the middle of the state and I can't include the same thing as a group of people in the middle of the state...

    I have no idea why I care so much about the middle of the state.
     
  18. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    On point auto prompt.
     
  19. Utsane

    Utsane First Year

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    I will be there in a few minutes to talk to you about it when I get home and let you know if you want to come over and fuckkkk that's what I thought about the adulterer when you were going there in twenty minutes or so.
     
  20. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    @Nazgus hey babe I’m sorry I love you. The only one thing that I can do is to change my avatar to a new picture but it is not really the same thing.
     
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