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Oneshot Cat!Harry by Hija - G

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Silent, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    Title: Cat!Harry
    Author: Hija
    Rating: G
    Genre: Humor
    Pairing: None
    Status: One-shot
    Summary: Harry is training to become an Animagus in a surrounding appropriate to his soon-to-be species. Now if they could just keep out the pesky Death Eaters...
    Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/hijja/CH01a.html

    Because I couldn't resist the mental image of Mrs. Norris peeing on the hem of Snape's robes
     
  2. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.

    But I just can't enjoy stories with a Snivelly like that. Never have been able to. I know it's my fault, but it's like trying to laugh at a joke that the uncle who raped you when you were younger just told. Just leaves me ill and you never laugh even if it was funny.

    God I hate that indignant self-righteous Snivelly when he makes Harry look like an idiot.

    And I'm sure I'm taking a cute little idea too seriously but a tiny cat is not Harry's animagus form. A retarded crippled bunny is about as likely.

    But don't let me stop you from reading this. I have issues of my own getting in the way. And like I said, I know that was a cute, clever little one-shot.
     
  3. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Hehe...that cheered me up. I didn't like Snape making Harry look like a fool but..meh. It was still a refreshing change from all those other cliched idiotic stories that come around nowadays.
     
  4. tridentwatch

    tridentwatch Looked into the void

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    Your uncle raped you?! :O_O:
     
  5. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    ....are you serious Trident...it's an example.
     
  6. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I thought that was funny in a cute way too.

    I've been toying with the idea of making Harry a tiny, cute, kitten just to contrast with the Phoenix, Dragon, Lion, and other forms.

    But then, why not a sheep?
     
  7. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    I've debated making him a brilliantly-colored parrot. Just because the initial moments of thinking he's a phoenix are so worth squashing.
     
  8. bmatsea

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    i liked it. it was just a cute story....
     
  9. darklordmike

    darklordmike Auror

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    Eh. This was pretty good. 'Cute' is definitely the appropriate description.

    The characterizations were excellent, as was the actual telling of the story. The author clearly knows what he/she's doing.

    My only beef with this fic is that it consists of only a single scene. It's barely long enough to be considered a drabble.

    4/5 for what it is.