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Chuck Norris to be made Texas Ranger for realz!

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by Heather_Sinclair, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Chief Warlock

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    About time. Finally something good I can say about Governor Good Hair.

    And in other news...

    Heath Ledger won't be in the new Batman due to an extreme case of death.
    http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Heath...Rises-says-director-Christopher-Nolan/7820316
     
  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    WOMAN DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR AVATAR OR NOT D8

    But seriously: I kinda figured he already was one. I mean, if Chuck Norris arrested you, would you question it?
     
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  3. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Rick Perry is an idiot. Goddammit.
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I'd be more impressed if he had named Sylvester and Frank Stalone rangers rather than fuckin Norris. :| This means: Texas still sucks and Govvie Good Hair desperately needs a swirly.
     
  5. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    God damnit. I don't want this in my town.
     
  6. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    I honestly think he brought a lot of good to the Texas Rangers so it makes sense for them to honor him.

    Plus, it's just more fodder for great(sarcasm) internet memes featuring him.
     
  7. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Whats that? I can't hear you over the sound of how creepy you are.
     
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