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Countdown to Suspense

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by DarthBill, Apr 1, 2019.

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What's happening at the end of the countdown?

  1. Crazy new graphics

    11 vote(s)
    15.1%
  2. Mayan end of world prophesy

    29 vote(s)
    39.7%
  3. Some other thing

    33 vote(s)
    45.2%
  1. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    So, I didn't know whether to put this here or in General Discussion, so I went here.

    Can we talk about this countdown happening? 364 days until next April Fools? What up with that?
     
  2. Silirt

    Silirt High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I'm betting nothing. It will just disappear tomorrow.
     
  3. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    It's not a countdown. It's a header. Notice that it doesn't actually count down.

    I forgot about April 1st. I think of the ones I've been here for, the anonymous shitpost flood is my favorite.

    edit: aaaaaaaaand now I see that it actually does count down....
     
  4. Lamora

    Lamora Definitely Not Batman

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    I think the April Fools is that it'll count down all the way to the next April Fools, and then be actual literal nothing.
     
  5. Nazgus

    Nazgus Chief Warlock

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    I feel like that would honestly get really annoying. I'd end up messing with a styler to get rid of it.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Perfectly executed.
     
  7. Innomine

    Innomine Death Eater Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I barely noticed it, and reckon I won’t again.
     
  8. cucio

    cucio Second Year

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    In an effort to cast off its traditional edgelordy crankiness and bring in much needed new demographics, like soccer moms, DLP has decided to join more family-friendly HP fandom sites like PS or SIYE in celebrating our favorite merry, frolicking prankster's birthday: happy birthday, Gred and Forge! :nyan:
     
  9. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Tactical Tomato DLP Supporter

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    My guess is that it's a countdown to my 28th birthday.
     
  10. Goten Askil

    Goten Askil Seventh Year

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    What bothers me most is that 2020 is a leap year, so the countdown to next April Fools is off one day.

    This mystery is getting mysterious.
     
  11. Darth_Revan

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    It's the countdown to DLP's 15th birthday.
     
  12. KGB

    KGB Death Eater

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    Countdown to vlad's glorious return and the launch date of HP reboot where Ginny is replaced by Daphne.
     
  13. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    Goddamn let the Mayan prophecy thing be true, we're due another apocalypse.
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    When the count down is done, Raven turns the server off.
     
  15. Arthellion

    Arthellion The Chosen One

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    It is the day I will finally be banned.

    I have one year left.
     
  16. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    Blaise will return that day.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    There's only room for one zombie here.
     
  18. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    What if they exchange places :eek:
     
  19. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Over my dead body.
     
  20. Darth_Revan

    Darth_Revan Secret Squirrel Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Well yes, didn't you already stipulate that?