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Oneshot Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by bornagainpenguin, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Title: Daily Prophet My Ass!
    Author: Wench of Hogsmead
    Rating: T (Optional: [Movie rating: PG])
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor
    Pairing: Harry and Draco Malfoy
    Status: Complete
    Summary: Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's
    accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2468349/1/

    All I can say is I LOL'd. I doubt anyone here will find this as funny as I did but with how hard I laughed I just had to share it!

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  2. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Brilliant, simply brilliant.

    Short, sweet, and to the point. Anything more would have been to much, but as is, alls lovely.

    5/5
     
  3. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Heh, hehe... meh. It's an alright way to waste two minutes, I guess...
     
  4. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I was as uninterested with this as Harry is with girls. 1/5
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    ROFL.

    I LOL'd at this story and it was amazing. 4.9/5 stars because the author couldn't spell 'allegedly' correctly.

    On a separate note:

    3000th Post!
     
  6. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    Hahahahaha, funny one-shot there.
     
  7. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Extremely short, but a funny little scene. I'd say it's worth the minute or so it takes to read. 4/5
     
  8. invisdible

    invisdible Second Year

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    I like it; it's short, sweet, and to the point (which is worth a few chuckles). 4.5/5
     
  9. The Duke

    The Duke Seventh Year

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    Holy crap, I'm still giggling (in a very mannly way) 20 minutes later.
    Pure genius!
     
  10. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Mildly amusing, but could have been better-developed. The idea was concrete, but wasn't executed in a manner that fixed all the plotholes. Decent only for its length. 3/5.
     
  11. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Stupid, not funny, and already been done before. 1/5
     
  12. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Lulz, just lulz.
     
  13. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    I chuckled for a second or two. 3.5/5 because I have never come across this idea before.
     
  14. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    Good. Few errors in the English, doesn't have Communism, but it's alright.

    4/5
     
  15. FantasyDuck

    FantasyDuck Second Year

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    Amusing, but didn't really have much to read.

    2/5
     
  16. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Mildly amusing. 3/5
     
  17. DemonDream

    DemonDream Professor

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    Quite entertaining. 4/5.
     
  18. haroon_angel

    haroon_angel Fourth Year

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    Very nice One-shot 5/5 from me
     
  19. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Funny, made me want to laugh but I can't because I'm in the library and that would be embarassing :p

    I give it a 5/5 cause it fucking owns, for all of the minute it took to read it.

    Smacking Malfoy with a rolled up newspaper just made my day. :D
     
  20. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    amusing distraction, worth reading at least once anyway.

    4/5