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Oneshot Darth Voldemort by The Itch - G - One Shot

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 22, 2005.

  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Title: Darth Voldemort
    Author: The Itch
    Rating: K (G)
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master... (One Shot)
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2151153/1/
     
  2. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    I just thought I'd post this amusing little gem of a Son of Voldemort story I found somewhere (I forgot where I found the link).
     
  3. TaldMar

    TaldMar First Year

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    I would have prefered if Luna had given the yoda speach but hey that was very good.
     
  4. Zevrillion

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    liked it. Just a pity it wasn’t longer.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    true.. true.. that was hilarious.. and yeah... luna does seem to fit the yoda type...
     
  6. Nuit

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    Funny story, pity it isn't longer.
     
  7. Gullible

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    ROFL what a laugh.
     
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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    Love it.
     
  10. The Sinner

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    Lovely
     
  11. Mrriddler

    Mrriddler High Inquisitor

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    That was pretty fun. A tad too short though.
     
  12. Aekiel

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    Absolutely hilarious!
     
  13. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Ah...I read this a while ago, it was pretty funny, would have amusing to see it longer, or some long parody of all the Star-wars like cliches in HP.
     
  14. tridentwatch

    tridentwatch Looked into the void

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    Um, I havent read it. I think I will give it a try. Does anyone else know of any H/G stories?

    Edit:woops I meant H/Starwars. ALthough if you know some really bad H/G stories you can send em to me. I will email them to people who annoy me in general. Maybe my science teacher...

    Edit: Someone emailed me a H/yoda fic once...What the hell?! why is there a tent like thing in my pants???
     
  15. SuBzEr0

    SuBzEr0 First Year

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    Gotta love the hp/starwars fics :D
     
  16. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Gahah. Not to berate LR, but I think his sense of humor wasn't quite what it is today.

    Besides, this shouldn't even be in Alternates. If not deleted, it should be at least moved to Humor.
     
  17. Lion

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    That was a funny fic. It actually had me laughing at the end.
     
  18. Scrittore

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    Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was funny but sort of not. I'll rate it a 3/5 though it probably would of gotten a higher one if a bit longer.
     
  19. darklordmike

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    Eh, it was mildly amusing at best. It wasn't long enough to have real merit, and really it was just a silly way to work some Star Wars quotes into a Harry Potter story.

    Could have been much stronger. 3/5