So we once did have a thread for making up cards for Cards Against Humanity, but that was specifically for ones that were not related to DLP or Harry Potter. Consider this the opposite. Black cards are prompts, white cards are responses. Keep it HP or fanfiction themed, and don't insult people. Try to make questions/responses that fit the format, or other people's cards. Maybe if we get enough good ones, we could make our own deck? - Black: The secret to Taure's skinniness is ____. If Nagini didn't work out, Voldemort's next horcrux was going to be ____. Not many people know this, but the alternative way to achieve immortality is ____. What made Cho Chang Cry? Cormac McLaggen's advice for the upcoming quidditch match: ____. Nine out of ten DLPers agree, the best way to up your post count is ____. Minion just recommended a story about ____ in IRC. My OTP is ____ and ____. What did Harry find in the Chamber of Secrets? What do I see when I look into the Mirror of Erised? How to get expelled from Hogwarts: Nothing grinds Uncle Vernon's gears more than ____. The best way to describe DLP would be ____. White: Melting a man's face off with your bare hands. Nearly headless Nick's nearly headless dick. A new pair of socks. Getting banned for looking at the mods funny. The basilisk in your pants. Snatching the Elder Wand off Dumbledore's cooling corpse. Using up all your thumbs and getting sad. Blowing up your aunt. Ron's jealousy issues. Hermione's buck teeth. The place Voldemort's nose went to. Getting fifty points for Gryffindor!! Something golden shooting out of your wand. A hive of scum and villany. Shagging in the Room of Requirement. Really wanting your name in pink.