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Dream Harry Potter Cast: Nightmare Edition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CareOtters, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. CareOtters

    CareOtters Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    We've had a few threads in the past about who our ideal cast would be. And that's a fun topic. But loosely inspired by shitposting in IRC, as all great things are, here's the new and improved version.

    NIGHTMARE CASTING
    Post in here with your best worst casting decisions. Some of my favourites:

    Danny DeVito as Dobby the House Elf

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    Adam Sandler as Dumbledore

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    James Franco as Ron Weasley

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  2. Sorrows

    Sorrows Death Eater ~ Prestige ~ DLP Gold Supporter

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    Lena Dunham as Hermione Granger.

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  3. Selethe

    Selethe Don't Assume My Gender

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  4. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Mel Gibson as Dumbledore

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    Brendan Fraser as Severus Snape
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  5. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Unspeakable DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    Good thread

    As Luna, Zooey Deschanel,

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    As a young Dumbledore, the fabulous Ru Paul:

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  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Ashton Kutcher as Neville

    Cherlize Theron as Bellatrix

    Donald Glover as Seamus.

    Aziz Ansari as Lavender Brown

    Sam Rockwell as Sirius Black (As he acted in The Green Mile)
     
  7. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion DLP Supporter

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    What? No way, Charlize would be a killer Bellatrix. And Sam Rockwell could do a Sirius Black easily, and Donald Glover as Seamus isn't as crazy as you're thinking. Aziz in drag would be a fun change.
     
  8. vlad

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    Daphne Greengrass​


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    Fleur Delacour

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  9. Warlocke

    Warlocke Prisoner

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    There's a meta-narrative I'm picking up on, here...
     
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  10. CareOtters

    CareOtters Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    Jesse Eisenberg as Hermione Granger:

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    Dwayne Johnson as Dolores Umbridge:

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  11. Sey

    Sey Seyberbully DLP Supporter

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    I'm sorry, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Dolores Umbridge might be the most amazing thing I could ever see. I don't know how anyone would not want that.
     
  12. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Tactical Tomato DLP Supporter

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    Mel Gibson would rock as Dumbledore.
     
  13. Nevermind

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    Kevin James as Vernon Dursley

    Nick Swardson as Peter Pettigrew

    At least with Mel Gibson’s Dumbledore we would all know whose fault it was that Harry‘s name came out of the Goblet of Fire…
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Seth Rogan as Harry Potter
    Jonah Hill as Ron Weasley
    Pete Davidson as Colin Creevey

    Selena Gomez as Daphne Greengrass
    Justin Bieber as Draco Malfoy
    Miley Cyrus as Lucuius Malfoy

    Caitlin Jenner as Narcissa

    Kanye West as Gilderoy Lockhart
     
  15. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §–

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    Kanye as Lockhart would be one of the greatest castings of all time.
     
  16. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin

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    I want this so much.

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    EDIT: I found this with actual Emma Watson, so I touched it up. Seems like it works.

    Alternately, Seth Rogan as Hermione Granger:

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    (Lavender, Hermione, Parvati)?
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2018
  17. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §–

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    ^ With ya boi Zac Efron as Pansy Parkinson.
     
  18. Psychotic Cat

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    Chris Farley as Voldemort.

    Oh wait, *nightmare* casting, nevermind.
     
  19. Warlocke

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    I dunno... Consider that this is one of the two most prominent actors to play Umbridge.
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  20. CareOtters

    CareOtters Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    Did you get my text?
     
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