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Fair warning to new members who are slashers

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    We're not real tolerable to that sort of thing. If you enjoy two dudes slurping a substance similar to chocolate pudding off each other's cocks after a nice round of buttsecks, hey that's your thing. Grab yourself an inflatable ass donut, a bottle of Preparation H, and an ice pack and go to town reading that garbage after a night with your "lifepartner"

    But I for one am going to treat each and every idiot from now on that makes an intro post proclaiming their love for slash as a damned troll, as that's how the last oh... 200 cases or so of them have been.


    I don't care about your lifestyle choices nor really do any of the staff, but you'd have to be a total retard to come here and proclaim that crap is your life. All you do is waste our time and cause problems.


    Slash. Get the hell out. Kthxbye2u.

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  2. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    BAHAHAHAHA

    That pic always cracks me up xD

    Midknight++
     
  3. Duke of Rothwood

    Duke of Rothwood Professor

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    5/5 would read again
     
  4. Solomon

    Solomon Heir

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    That was beautiful, sir! I could not have said it better myself (even if I had the power to make said statement relevant).
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Let me point out something before the few folks we have on here come crying OMFG I"M GAY!1!

    I don't care. You're not relevant to this.

    Unless you're making posts asking for slash, constantly talking about slash, etc, they you aren't covered by this. Got it? Like to smoke meatpole? Not covered by this. Like to have hot steamy buttsecks? You're covered in something, but not in this.
     
  6. Jearom

    Jearom Sixth Year

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    Just as in Iran, there is no gay slash in DLP.

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    Edit: Lesbians are cool though.
     
  7. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Should have a link to this in the intro forum as well, otherwise good lulz :p.

    Aekiel
     
  8. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Linked and Stickied...

    It is sad that it needed to be said, I thought that it was a given about DLP's view on Slash...
     
  9. belladonna16

    belladonna16 Second Year

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    Thank you ever so much Midknight!

    Rock on.
     
  10. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    excuse me

    this is prejudice and violating the TOS

    maby u dont like it but id o so u no wat i don't even care wat u think i will do what i want.

    IM BIG AND BEAUTIFUL BABY COME GET SOME BROWN SUGAR

    Good announcement

    o/

    May the next million come even faster.


    EDIT: Oops wrong forum
     
  11. loves2spooge69

    loves2spooge69 Looked into the void

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    the first rule of DLP club is you dont talk slash in DLP club
     
  12. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    Easy there spoogy If you didn't catch it, that last post is what we refer to as 'Sarcasm'. Try dictionary.com if it's not a word you're familiar with.
     
  13. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Lol Troll Lol
     
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  14. tautime87

    tautime87 Muggle

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    Who writes all the slash going around HP fiction anyway, because there's far too many for it all to be written by gay guys.
     
  15. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    We call them "Fan-Girls". They're generally young, have very little understanding of the mechanics of sex, and think that because they find the cock attractive, their readers will as well. So rather than writing about cocks and cunts, they simply give us a dual serving of the meat staff. And a large spoonful of anus as well.
     
  16. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Is that the psychology behind it? I always assumed it had something to do with low I.Q..........
     
  17. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    I think the lack of intelligence plays a large part of it.
     
  18. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Gotta love the overt racism in that pic, it's almost like someone saying Jews have big noses.
     
  19. ForsakenOne

    ForsakenOne Groundskeeper

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    Don't forget the Mpreg!
     
  20. the13thdragon

    the13thdragon Raptured to Hell

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    It's not racism, gay relationships are illegal in Iran and more relevant in this case is that Iranian authorities take the official position that there are no gay relationships in Iran.
     
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