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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v5.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Sep 14, 2009.

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  1. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran Golden Patronus Admin

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    Other thread was pretty big, time for a new one.

    Old thread can be found here.
     
  2. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner

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    Ahhh, the ignore function. <3

    Those seem like parodys, but still. :p
     
  3. LadyKitti

    LadyKitti Second Year

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    You Raise Me Up » by Nikani reviews Continuation of Watching Over Me. Year 4 is just around the corner, and hopefully things will be better for everyone. AU story, no slash, Sirius/Harry family, Snape is a friend, and love and affection abounds! Be prepared...hugs ahead!

    Be prepared! HUGS!

    Snape McLeod by Healer reviews SNAPE'S POV. "The first thing that I noticed was the fact that somehow I had survived the Killing Curse" - Severus Tobias Snape is part of Clan McLeod. - Highlander/Harry Potter crossover

    Just when I thought I had seen it all... o_O

    the lost boy » by loekie reviews the usual... Draco get's abused by his father... Harry steps in to save the day no slash as of yet.... rated for child abuse and languish...

    "Languish"...enough said.

    ~Kitti
     
  4. Novera

    Novera Seventh Year

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    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire WV » by SilentScreamerS reviews Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Wang Version. Every time the word 'wand' appears, it becomes replaced with 'wang'. Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 7-23-09 How funny! More wand/penis jokes.
     
  5. darklordmike

    darklordmike Order Member

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    I have no words.
     
  6. Dareycow

    Dareycow Fifth Year

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    Summary:
    -random words here- Summary sucks I know, but give it a try!
     
  7. Trojan Knight

    Trojan Knight Third Year

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    Hahahahaha!!
    Whoa! Way to go 'The HalfTruth Accumulation As' (I love this user name by the way. It's a pity that I mistook it as story's name).
     
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  8. Ceebee

    Ceebee High Inquisitor

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    I was doing something really really stupid. Looking for an interesting Naruto/Bleach crossover. It was like some kind of scene from a horror movie, when the cast of main characters enters the dimly lit building and the door slams shut. Lightning flashes, illuminating the room momentarily, letting them glimpse the otherwordly evil disfigurements that are waiting to feast on them. What I found; was this.

     
  9. SEG-CISR

    SEG-CISR First Year

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    I don't think Enemas work like that.

    I was searching for Hedwig stories, because no person would seriously write crap about Hedwig, right?

    ... What the shit, where's my lulz?
     
  10. EvilSkittles

    EvilSkittles DA Member

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    Isn't that the plot of one of the movies?
     
  11. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    Yeah, that's the first Naruto movie I believe.
     
  12. Stenstyren

    Stenstyren Professor

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    Well, I think I'm taking the price here. Pure disgust...


    Defiled » by xErised reviews Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DMRated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 9-18-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete



    Seriously?
     
  13. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    Romance/Horror.
    I'm having flashbacks to Twilight. Are there vampires?

    "Monumental?" Exactly how hard can it be to lure a sixteen-year-old into your bed?
     
  14. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Pretty hard when the sixteen year-old's another guy, and not gay.
     
  15. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    Oh, *please.*
    A blowjob is a blowjob.
    I am not reading that story, but exactly how much of his virginity has to be lost?
     
  16. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    This beats that last one, and I found it within 5 seconds.
     
  17. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    Did anyone ask Hermione?
     
  18. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    Who cares.
     
  19. Trojan Knight

    Trojan Knight Third Year

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    Why should he/she? If you're a Dramione shipper you probably won't see the lack of logic behind their sudden 'I'm crazy about him/her' concept.

    Go to Azkaban or marry a muggle born? What shit is that?
     
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  20. Stenstyren

    Stenstyren Professor

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    A dues-ex machina
     
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