Ok, in Kansas they are thinking of teaching Christianity based Intelligent Design in High School Biology classes, so this guy created a site to demand they teach "Flying Spaghetti Monster" based intelligent Design as well.

Its great Satire.

www.venganza.org/

 

Well to everyone his own.

 

lol

I am now worshipping this new religion

It WAS a Flying Spaghetti Strap monster that created the Universe (in all fairness this theory has just as much proof as Intelligent Design does)

 

At least this new religion doesn't burn books.

 

Or launch violent crusades against religions that disagree with it... See Christianity/Islam.

 

Or tortured people for no reason.

 

Well pretty much every religion has done THAT at some point...

Actually my beef with Christianity started off for a simple reason, my priest was a complete and total bitch. They exemplified every single flaw in Christianity. Our Church went from 125 members when they took over 6 years ago to 25 (and THAT was the Christmas service.) they single handedly destroyed our parish and the diocese stood back and watched... Then gave her a raise.

Well long story short it made me look at the religion I was worshipping and check out its history... Needless to say as a 13 year old kid I was NOT impressed.

 

Yes disillusion is hard.

 

Yes.

But having an idiot father who still believs in said religion is even harder. Especially when he sticks you in a religions nut boarding school for 2 and 1/2 years. Would have been longer if I didn't threaten to get myself expelled.

 

I think i did it before but hey *points finger at Giovanni* Har Har.

 

*pimp slaps Nuit with a featherduster*

 

Damn it! Always these aggresive people.