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Guy tries to steal 360 at knifepoint, gets stabbed multiple times.

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by Krogan, Dec 6, 2011.

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  1. Krogan

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    Dec 6, 2011 #1
    I'm sorry I just thought this was too damned funny.

    Thief Gets Shanked.

     
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  2. Ash

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    I would like to congratulate that man on a knife job.
     
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    I'd say that the burglar didn't have a very knife day after that.
     
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    The man certainly wasted no time in coming to the point of his complaint at the burglar's actions.
     
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    The excitement of the fight must have really put everyone on edge.
     
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    Knife Pun.
     
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    Seems the crook just wasn't cut out for the job.
     
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    It would seem that he had a rapier wit to match his sharp sight, and wasted no time in stroking his courage in order to sunder the others hope.
     
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    ^ Now your just trying way too hard.
     
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    It looks like one of the guys..."knifed" the other guy! :awesome.
     
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    Too many people taking a stab at shitty puns here.
     
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    Well it worked in the bear thread, now didn't it?
     
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    I think you're on a razor's edge here, Zenzao.
     
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    :facepalm


    /filler
     
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    ... I don't know. Sounds like the thief wasn't too sharp.
     
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    We're on the cutting edge of puns in this thread.
     
  17. Richard

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    The thief certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. :awesome :facepalm
     
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    Hum. All these puns has put me in the mood for a snicker-snack :sherlock:
     
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    Sounds like that overnight worker really had a close shave.
     
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    This story sounds like an Insanity Wolf caption.

    In fact...

    [​IMG]
     
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