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Harry Potter: Kids learning magic or satanic cultists? (Satire)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Matian, May 30, 2009.

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  1. Matian

    Matian Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    May 30, 2009 #1
    I was bored and decided to look up some stuff at Uncyclopedia.com, a site I'm sure at least a few of you must be familiar with. Found this article about the Harry Potter books and decided to share.

    Link to article. Enjoy.

    Quotes from the article:

    Quotes from the first book's entry:

    Also, if you haven't done so already, look up your own country and read the article. I got this from reading about Denmark:

     
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  2. Deviace

    Deviace Second Year

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    May 30, 2009 #2
    That picture is fucking huge re-sizing would be a dam good idea me thinks.

    Edit- sneaky re-sizing.
     
  3. Matian

    Matian Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    May 30, 2009 #3
    Whoops

    I just took the pic down (was kinda hoping no one saw that:() Apparently I suck very much at posting...
     
  4. Sarah

    Sarah Daddy Issues

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    May 30, 2009 #4
    ...Part of me died a little inside.

    Though I'm sure that pic is how the author of my immortal saw Harry.

    Not that funny though.
     
  5. DarkAizen

    DarkAizen Professor DLP Supporter

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    May 30, 2009 #5
    Harry looks similar to Michael Jackson.

    About the article: LoL.
     
  6. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    May 30, 2009 #6
    Since when? Hell, I do it all the time.

    I lol'd.

    - reggin on this article
     
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  7. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    May 30, 2009 #7
    While the pic was pretty lulzy, majority of the article sucked.
     
  8. DamienIon

    DamienIon Second Year

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    May 31, 2009 #8
    "Magic is a lie" Ironically so is the cake.
     
  9. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Meh, wasn't nearly as funny as ED. Pic was good though.
     
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    Jun 1, 2009 #10
    It was good for a laugh.
     
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