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Harry using his fame to get laid

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by golan, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    I would like to find stories which do contain the following story element: Harry Potter uses his fame to get laid as often as he can. NO rape (cause I find that repugnant), though, just Harry using his fame instead of trying to run away from it.
     
  2. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Vlad's story... Uhm. Bromance, something. I'm sure someone will give you the full title.
     
  3. CrippledGod

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    Whatever Happened To Bromance
    a.k.a greatest Harry Potter fic of ALL TIME.
     
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    Pretty sure if you head over to hpfanfictionarchive.com you'll find plenty of fics like that. That site is pretty much the smutty version of FF.net without any m/m slash.
     
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  6. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    Thanks, I'd have a look (although it'd be not sooo easy to find exactly that story line, or is there a "Harry uses his fame to get laid"-tag?).
     
  7. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    At the risk of blowing my own trumpet, you might like 'Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World?'. Co-authored with a friend of mine; not finished, and trying to organise both our lives to get it finished is tricky...but yeah.
     
  8. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    Damn, the description alone reeks of awesome! When I finish reading "Whatever Happened to Bromance?", I'll get right to it. Thanks for the rec! :D:cool::cheers:
     
  9. silentclock

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    Was that story formerly Harry Potter: Magnificent Bastard?
     
  10. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    Yes, the title wasn't kosher according to the FFN rules, which demand, that title and description hafta be rated K ("K" for "Kindekacke" (German for "Kiddie-Crap")).
     
  11. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    ^Yep. We never heard anything officially, but there was some discussion about other stories that had been taken down for less offensive language on DLP, so we thought better safe than sorry; the new title arguably fits the actual content a little better anyway, to be fair.
     
  12. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    According to the author's profile page, he had to change the story title because of that and this isn't the first time I hear something like that, so it's most likely legit.
     
  13. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Yes. I know. Like I said, it's one I'm co-writing with a friend.
     
  14. golan

    golan Temporarily Banhammered DLP Supporter

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    The restrictive rules on FFN must be a giant pain in the ass. Have you or your friend considered uploading the story not only on FFN, but also on other sites (e.g. where the content rules are more relaxed and other stuff, such as better tagging system and the possibility to read or even to download the story at one piece)? You could upload a censored version on FFN and an uncensored one on the other site, if your your story would make it necessary.
     
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    I made it 4 chapters in, but I found it really hard to enjoy. Something about it just seems completely arbitrary to me, like paint-by-the-numbers.
     
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    dmacx Groundskeeper

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    I found the humor more interesting that the smut. That scene with Tonks, McG and a certain object being waved under someone's nose was hilarious.
     
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