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Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by cmuylistoooo, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. cmuylistoooo

    cmuylistoooo Fourth Year

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    well i have been lurking around here ever since these forums started. i just never signed up. just felt like posting. whatsup?

    edit: yes i am a lazy fuck.:)
     
  2. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Hello, cmuylistoooo. Welcome to the asylum. Would you like to be tied to the bed or a straight jacket and a padded room? My recommendation is the padded room, you could still bounce around all night if you wanted to.

    Don't forget to assign yourself kitchenware before someone shows initiative and buys a Big Book of Kitchenware.
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    hola! welcome to our happy home!

    you need a ktchenware item of doom!... i assign you the fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos!
     
  4. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Hello and welcone.

    Use your fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos with care. I recommend using it on H/G shippers, their screams are oddly satisfying
     
  5. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Hello and welcome.
     
  6. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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    NAY! thou needn't use thou's Kitchenware on H/G's, it is blasphemy! if thou does that, what should thee do? Thou art useth thou's kitchenware versus slashers!
     
  7. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Welcome to our lair. MUAHAHAHA. Nice Kitchenware item.
     
  8. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Hi. I'm Indo.
     
  9. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Greetings and welcome...use your fruit juicer well.
     
  10. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    *drags self out of gutter*

    Welcome!
     
  11. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Oy you! Mind out of the gutter!
     
  12. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    My mind is perpetually in the gutter, thank you. Rare moments when it isn't.
     
  13. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    See I knew there was more then a hundred reasons we kept her!


    Welcome to the family, try not to kill anyone who hates slash prz, ty
     
  14. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    What are we, on Reason #9,802,734,980,712,098,347,109,823,749,817,234?
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    I thought it was reason #3...or was it #2? :twisted:
     
  16. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    Evil.

    Or is it that low because it is that important? It is just #3 of MILLIONS, my minions!

    *start of evil laugh, tackles sound tech and ties him up*
     
  17. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    No dice, he was a decoy. The real one is mastermining this evil laugh business.

    Mwhahahahahaha!
     
  18. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    Yes, I figured that out. Maybe we can torture him for some info. I have him tied up with Paris Hilton and Ru Paul right now. They're going to work on him.








    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  19. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  20. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    I like to do more than that. :wink: