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Hotel replaced Bibles with 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by Johndoe022, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. CareOtters

    CareOtters Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Contemporary scholars often refer to it as "American History", too.
     
  2. Deplore

    Deplore Seventh Year

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    Oh, do tell.

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    Here's the passage that includes this.



    That's pretty explicit for a bible. I'm having difficulty believing that 50 shades of gray is any better.
     
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  3. Böhser Onkel

    Böhser Onkel Second Year DLP Supporter

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    I find your lack of faith disturbing :awesome.
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I have only one thing to tell you:

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  5. Deplore

    Deplore Seventh Year

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    /thread crapping
     
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    Luckylee Top 1 Percent Prestige

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    Man your asking for a banhammer X2. Replacing Bibles with 50 Shades of Grey makes it seem more important than it actually is.
     
  7. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  8. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Fixed that for you.
    Indy!Jesus, ManipulativeRapist!God and TimeTraveller!Mary already exist in man's greatest literary achievement.
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    We seem to be missing the Dark-But-Not-Evil!Jesus, MPD!Jesus, Satan's true identity being a Jesus who has fallen out of time, and Jesus!Deadpoo... wait.. That's not right...

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    I lol'd :awesome
     
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  10. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Well, I've seen the last one somewhere - I'm sure of it. Not sure if it was the Satanic Bible or actual Bible fanfiction, but that one's totally in there.

    As for the first two: what are you talking about? Both of those are canon. Well, MPD Jesus is Canon. Do I need to remind you of the time he got mad and cursed a tree for not having fruit (during the wrong season), or ran screaming and whipping his belt at people in a temple? Dark-but-not-evil is potentially canon - when he was an evil superpowered kid who killed children that annoyed him, or when he tamed a dragon - but that's probably fanon, depending on who you ask.
     
  11. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Stop applying logic to my mockery! :<