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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Xiph0, Jan 4, 2009.

  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    Got a new spam game that's pretty :awesome called "If I gave you a..."

    Basic premise is simple. You answer the above post of what you'd do with something, and pose a question of your own. To start off:

    If I gave you a bong filled with gun powder...
     
  2. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    We would all remember, remember! The Fifth of November.

    If I gave you a single, legally-immune bullet...
     
  3. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    I'd cap Mordecai's fat ass.

    If I gave you a box of pure sodium properly stored.
     
  4. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    You will never ever see that sodium again. Also your house is on fire.


    If I gave you a cow, three chickens, a bowl, a semi-automatic handgun, and several billion tons of titanium alloy.
     
  5. Robo Jesus

    Robo Jesus High Inquisitor

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    I would build the most :awesome building guarded by a cow, three chickens, a bowl, and a semi-automatic handgun.


    If I gave you five pounds of bubblewrap, two hundred ping-pong balls, and a mailing address.
     
  6. Coyote

    Coyote He howls n' stuff

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    I'd build a giant artificial penis using bubblewrap and ping-pong balls and send it to Bill Gates' home address.

    If I gave you a lawn chair, a pair of fuzzy dice, three fried chickens, a crate of watermelons, a hookah, and a gatling gun...
     
  7. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Said mailing address would be buried under a hail storm of ping-pong balls while I sleep peacefully on a bed of bubble wrap.

    If I gave you President Bush's head, two Russian hookers and a purple space monkey...

    Edit: Gah! I must have been on a cached page. I didn't see Tragedian's response. Sorry.
     
  8. Darje

    Darje Groundskeeper

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    I'd sell the gatling gun, whore out the hookah, enjoy the chickens and watermelons, then beat people with the fuzzy dice.

    If I gave you a lawnmower, two toads, lubricant, and a tennis racket...
     
  9. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Your ass would be sore.

    If I gave you a velociraptor and a chariot.
     
  10. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I would be the coolest kid on the block.

    If I gave you, A toaster, Syrup of the maple kind and a Canadian who will remain nameless. *COUGH* INQUISITION *COUGH*
     
  11. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    I'd tie him up and force him to make me toast and maple syrup under penance of death. Before hand though, I would remove his eardrums and hire Armin van Buuren to play in the living room. Lets see him laugh about it now.

    If I gave you several intoxicated fighting dwarfs.
     
  12. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I would start a fighting rendition of river dance.


    If I gave you a time machine that could take you to any time and or place.
     
  13. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    I'd fight Gandhi.

    If I gave you an elephant, a rake and a cup of water.
     
  14. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Totally Sirius

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    I'd sell the rake, drink the water and ride the elephant to rampage through town.

    If I gave you a bag of weed, a balloon filled with piss, a slice of pizza...
     
  15. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I'd smoke the pizza, eat the balloon and throw the weed at some unlucky passerby... Wait, that's wrong >_>.

    If I gave you a box of lube, some dog food and a rope...
     
  16. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Tie up Tom Cruise with the rope, chuck some dog food on his ass and let Clifford the big red dog figure out what to do with the lube.

    If I gave you 10,000 miniature Death Star models and the original cast of SW: The Empire strikes Back.
     
  17. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I would throw them at Anakin.


    If I gave you a penny, a time and a case of Nitroglycerin. Along with a Donkey, and a Pigeon.
     
  18. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I'd flip the coin to decide whether to train kamikaze suicide pigeons or just find out what happens when you explode a donkey in the middle of grade school recess.

    If I gave you the best night of your life and herpes...
     
  19. Poytin

    Poytin The Arby's Hipster DLP Supporter

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    I'd have to check to see if I was really Jenkins.

    If I gave you $50, a handgun, and an order to kill all of the people who like Cuban cigars...
     
  20. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I would take the fifty and shoot you.


    If I gave you a Horse, a rubber sword and a plastic bow with suction cup arrows, along with Zombie.